Tobyone

883 pts · January 20, 2013


Ok my turn: Shot in the groin and then in the back of the head. A mercy killing naturally.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're that guy with the broken arms right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"No, it's not porn." Yeah you lost me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Because it isn't a robot it's a human controlling a puppet and you can't trust humans with such dangerous weapons!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Laura was the Harambe all along.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually most of the players survived the war. The Germans played these matches as a way to placate the Ukrainians not to incite riots.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The sun is OPs mom.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"They're more what you call guidelines than actual rules" - Barbossa

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because it looks like your girlfriend?

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

mfw I never played it through to the end:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's an older slur but it checks out.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

The "wipe brain of current thoughts" came in very aptly after you reminded me of my own mortality... well played.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not a lab tech but I will need a physical sample to analyse any organic matter.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Already did. It was great. I'm a great lay.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't worry little Prince you'll find your Australia someday.

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Nah. I've honestly never even been to England but for some reason it was the first place that popped into my head.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Hello Swindon policedepartment what can I help you with?" "I was told you could hook me up with some drugs..."

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This furry illustrates a very human problem...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I know lots of fatties who work out and walk. But listen you can't claim that you're not an asshole when you hate your new dog like that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I know honey you're just big boned... Still wouldn't hurt to go outside and run for 20 min every other day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're not disabled. You're just fat. Get over yourself and hop on out and run a few laps.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

19. It goes into the ground, mate. No mystery really. 20. Not a mystery. Pirate stories sell and people have more guts than common sense.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also 7 Is either a conspiracy or explained. Depends on who you ask. 10-12 No mysteries. 18 Not even sure what that means.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No 4. Sometimes navigation errors happen and planes get lost eventually they crash and everyone dies. There you go! Mystery solved!

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Yes you close your borders don't let people through willy nilly, increase security, and you mete out just punishments prefer deportations.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well in our defence it isn't really our role to play colonialists and try to save everyone from themselves.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually the sign is in Swedish: Neither Denmark nor Norway have the mighty Ö.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

here's the funny bit even with all the restrictions on ownership gun violence in Sweden is the highest in Scandinavia and increasing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

hunt to own a gun and even then a lot of the more interesting guns are either off limit or I have to renew the license every 5 year and>>

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Here I as a law abiding citizen in good standing (I'm even in the army) can't own a gun just for those reasons I have to either compete or>>

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1