Tom40

186153 pts · November 19, 2013


I'm a middle aged, middle class white guy in the suburbs. What else do you want to know?

I wonder if Epstein’s island had a ballroom.

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They just added punctuation. Don’t! Be evil!

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Ford should never have pardoned Nixon. That set the precedent.

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Mission Improbable

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And if you have a website for a restaurant, what I’m looking for is your address, hours, and menu. Make those things obvious.

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#20 challenge accepted?

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Key & Peele know why

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it was the 80s, those would be 5.25” instead of 3.5”

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Who let the dogs out

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Trump has aides? I think there was a South Park about that.

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A co-op in a coop?

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I’ve always wondered if running a burger franchise like a coop, where $1 in salary gets you a share of the profits, would be a good business model.

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Does he go up on her?

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The rules of English are more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules.

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What is luxury porn? Have I been using economy class porn while the luxury porn is free?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 I need that shirt

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

To quote George Carlin, “The planet is fine; the people are fucked!”

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Why would a small town in the middle of nowhere need a single camera, let alone 10? Barney Fife trying to keep tabs on Thelma Lou?

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He is now tilting at windmills?

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Personally I feel that driving with a flag like this is disrespectful because it causes them to prematurely wear out, especially at highway speeds. So it isn’t so much “Look how much I love the flag” as it is “Look how special I am”

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I’m afraid you’ll have to be more specific

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Harry Potter sauce? Is that Cream of Sum Yun Gui?

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I’ve got 99 problems. Money wouldn’t solve all of them, just 83 or so.

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A1 Steak Sauce?

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It’s always an interesting coincidence that every time this is tried, only the people in charge have needs and everyone else only has ability.

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