Tommy Johnagin wins best comment in my opinion.
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Happy birthday to me.
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Oh the life of a service Industry worker...
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Can't breathe send help!
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Get ready for tomorrow!
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Merry Christmas from me and my bitches!
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One of my favorite comedians.
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Boop yourself.
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I was looking up quotes when I came across this. I'm not sure he said that.
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How I feel being 31 years old.
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I bet it smells like Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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"Cocktail"
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My new pup has a very boopable snoot.
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MRW I'm driving into town for the holidays and my family has no idea of my gf of 3 years left me 2 months ago. I just haven't wanted to talk about it.
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MRW I see most of these selfies
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So this is the text I get from my buddy at 5am. I guess I missed out.
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Pull out game . . . atrocious
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Saw him at Dragoncon. Cheeky bastard.
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It's a little late and I'm a little drunk but is it just me or does Stu pickles look a lot like David Duchovny?
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In all honesty, "The Notebook" is a pretty decent movie.
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Seriously though... wtf?
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Strolling through usersub passing out upvotes
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Momma Dukes is her name. Being a bitch is her game.
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Spot the awkward.
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My favorite line.
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She wants my soup.
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Honestly, I'm not even mad...
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This picture is in the bathroom of the cabin we rented. I feel like it belongs here.
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Banana for sail?
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This is Zeus. He likes egg rolls and napping. . . In that order.
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The back of Jim Gaffigans' New York Times Best Seller. . Dad Is Fat.
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To the person/people who went through my profile and down voted everything I've ever done last night. . .
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Best why to avoid a fight.
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Thought you guys would appreciate my "Shat"
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Business bunny is working overtime.
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I have the mobile app. Can someone tell me WTF this means! ?!?
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I live in Columbia SC, we don't have salt trucks. . .
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His name is Zeus!
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MRW I have an important interview in the morning but I'm up late with the munchies. . .
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I'm ready to go in, coach, just give me a chance! I know there's a lot of riding on it, but it's all psychological. Just gotta stay in a positive frame of mind!
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You otter know better. . .
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How I feel jumping back into the dating scene at 30. . .
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Gotta Love Joel Mchale.
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How I feel trying to sleep at 3am
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It's amazing what youll come across when your stoned surfing the Web.
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Fuck me. I'm not going back.
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Good guy bacteria.
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We were gonna go to the dog park but then we got sleepy. . .
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Marty Mcfly...The Original Hipster.
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Not amused.
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Visors and hair gel for everyone!!!
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And a good portion of ladies. . .
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Made my morning :)
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This haircut should come with a stick to beat off the ladies.
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This kids gets it
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That's a pimp ass owl
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Turned out to be a lot creepier than I originally intended.
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Lazy/genius!!!
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I'm I the only one or is this something I should be taking pills for?
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