TorchNRun

3017 pts ยท December 21, 2014


Unfortunately, that's a pretty common dream, often due to feelings of stress, anxiety, or a lack / loss of control in your life. Don't bother asking how I know...

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Huh... I guess I can read French. Neat!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'dn't've done that if I were you...

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The first time I picked up 4 in each hand... I became the new God everyone worshiped.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, it doesn't lessen the impact. But the ripples help show the jumper where the water level is so they can brace for impact.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because sometimes when you realize you're unable to accomplish the task, it's better to give up and throw yourself off a cliff.

10 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What the FUCK is a Sesame?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY???

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Ctrl +

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's... one step for small man.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I can comment.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love the skill and effort that went into this... and then the bent coat hanger hanger.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The year of the Gorilla and the fall of all.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cut the tube carefully

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw this and decided to give it a try. No joke, we handed out an entire 10 POUND bag despite having 10 other candy options... it was crazy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dudes would say "girls here are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

Chicks would say "The odds are good... but the goods are odd."

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

Man, mine was 5:1 the wrong way. I felt like a God in the top 20% while I was dating a chick from there. #Engineering.

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

ri-VER*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the first 5-10? Absolutely! Seeing the rows of stumps still to go? Nahhhhh

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big pupper thinks he has to sacrifice himself to save his child from being EATEN by a master he has trusted for years. For "lols". = cruelty

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 33

Make that 2...

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, look up the caliber 38 super auto. Is it common? No. A revolver would have been more appropriate.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Downvoted angrily... read your comment... upvoted.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeeeeep! And then sold yo-yos. So many got confiscated in the first day because everyone wanted to play with them and become the next pro.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We often described my calculus teacher with two common words: Razor Condom. We were all fucked hard and frequently... with a razor condom.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeeet!

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's way better than what my dad taught me.... Bad boys rape our young women but violet gives willingly.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tuesday? I'll be there........ Hey Google! Set reminder to eat asparagus on January 21st.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

English math processor: "Nine."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0