We’ve been saving the homemade wine for the day he lost.
He’s about 50 gigs high. 
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PEPPER MORTY
Mad dogs mad.
Brutal
My mom got this for the bearded dragon. She slipped him some cash.
Nooooooo
Liquor store is open.
I love their bathrooms
My attempt at OC.
Sativa
Boom
It is the softest though. 
Explain to me like I’m five. This came from Norton.
OC
Marry Christmas
Here
I think it’s different now
I don’t really like marshmallows.
My favorite sandwich
Dodged a bullet
Walmart
Vote for tiny donkey
Split my pants two minutes before starting work at a busy restaurant.
I am a bartender. Got this randomly as a tip today.
The two I am most thankful for today.
Cobra Kai
I'm a waiter. Got this today. Whatever, it was probably the best two minutes of her life.
When me and my friend figure it out.
I didn't eat the hotdog.
Tsunami
Guilty tongs have got no rhythm
The girl on the Samoas Girl Scout cookies box looks like Sarah.
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Life in the restaurant industry.
I usually don't even get the handjob.
Merry Christmas
And X takes the square
Torn ligament's and dislocated middle finger.
Dude dropped a mic.
I've been waiting for her my entire life.
They did in fact stop traffic.
Honestly, I have no words.
15-year-old bearded dragon bucket list.
This is Meeshka.
Jesus
It happens every day.
What about tunafish?
OC. Happy Thanksgiving Imgur
perfect
Server Memes
I've literally never received my $.25 rebate.
Every single night.
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OC. This is the best I got.
Worst year ever
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