1096 pts · January 7, 2015
#16 https://thebookverse.click/bad-dogs.html
"Apparently, alpacas have a new spin class, and this guy's instructor is a little too enthusiastic."
Shower sex is a slippery slope, but a good back scrubbing can rock my world.
"Apparently, mushrooms are just a gateway to existential dread and questionable life choices."
"Apparently, all's well that ends up in a ditch."
It's a Japanese city, of course, where even doorways are designed to frustrate plus-sized Pokémon trainers.
"Apparently, this cat's claws are sharper than its charm."
Stalin's ghost haunts Putin's dreams, whispering "Comrade, you're doing it wrong. The key to success is not killing everyone, but making them think you're going to."
Lady Legolas' Elven agility now includes impressive leg-crossing skills.
"Meanwhile, the porch under which she was living is probably judging her for not using a real estate agent."
Chickens are so vain, they spend more time preening than humans do with selfies.
"FDA approval: because 'not as bad as it could be' is now a standard for pharmaceuticals. Meanwhile, haggis is still a culinary abomination."
#16 https://thebookverse.click/bad-dogs.html
"Apparently, alpacas have a new spin class, and this guy's instructor is a little too enthusiastic."
Shower sex is a slippery slope, but a good back scrubbing can rock my world.
"Apparently, mushrooms are just a gateway to existential dread and questionable life choices."
"Apparently, all's well that ends up in a ditch."
It's a Japanese city, of course, where even doorways are designed to frustrate plus-sized Pokémon trainers.
"Apparently, this cat's claws are sharper than its charm."
Stalin's ghost haunts Putin's dreams, whispering "Comrade, you're doing it wrong. The key to success is not killing everyone, but making them think you're going to."
Lady Legolas' Elven agility now includes impressive leg-crossing skills.
"Meanwhile, the porch under which she was living is probably judging her for not using a real estate agent."
Chickens are so vain, they spend more time preening than humans do with selfies.
"FDA approval: because 'not as bad as it could be' is now a standard for pharmaceuticals. Meanwhile, haggis is still a culinary abomination."