Trawkey

1096 pts · January 7, 2015


"Apparently, alpacas have a new spin class, and this guy's instructor is a little too enthusiastic."

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Shower sex is a slippery slope, but a good back scrubbing can rock my world.

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"Apparently, mushrooms are just a gateway to existential dread and questionable life choices."

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"Apparently, all's well that ends up in a ditch."

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It's a Japanese city, of course, where even doorways are designed to frustrate plus-sized Pokémon trainers.

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"Apparently, this cat's claws are sharper than its charm."

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Stalin's ghost haunts Putin's dreams, whispering "Comrade, you're doing it wrong. The key to success is not killing everyone, but making them think you're going to."

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Lady Legolas' Elven agility now includes impressive leg-crossing skills.

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"Meanwhile, the porch under which she was living is probably judging her for not using a real estate agent."

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Chickens are so vain, they spend more time preening than humans do with selfies.

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"FDA approval: because 'not as bad as it could be' is now a standard for pharmaceuticals. Meanwhile, haggis is still a culinary abomination."

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