TriPhotographer

10940 pts ยท December 16, 2014


Uh... Hello? Is this thing on? *tap tap*

by jove you're right!! This then begs the question of whether eating crabs is cannibalism??

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

oh man, only treefiddy??? sign me up!

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

While he sleeps board all his doors and windows. He'll be too weak in a few days to break out anyway

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bruh I read it as matching a hood mount and I was so confused it wasn't like a bug catcher engine thing

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think the point was more like if he hadn't said the last part he would have had a better chance at not being burned at the stake.

5 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Who's this boomer?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Disgusting to leverage your UNDERAGE CHILD like that. I hope she gets registered as a sex offender.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ah but you still have one working ankle!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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*plays Gotta Catch'em All*

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I am sure Alley loved you just as much. She will be waiting for you with joy and frolic, I know it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This one looks like potentially PayPal

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if @fourcharacterslonger would pay me in lands & titles, I will pledge to hi-this is how fiefdoms start, isn't it?

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They really did Cyclops dirty with that font choice gat dam

5 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

I'm hoping for the Punisher in a Santa hat

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also would like to recommend considering Jihad

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

something that should probably be done in real life too, tbh

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PR only works if the monkeys stick to the damned script.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you should've read the privacy policy more closely then.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least major corporations don't lie about being a corporation, y'kno?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

so like... $4? Finally, an auction I can afford!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's like the flu shot, you gotta get a re-up every now & again.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Get me some Omni-directional mobility gear and watch me go full Attack on Titan just to pet it

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can theoretically cook a chicken in one 3725.98 mph slap. Presumably a few of those should cook the turkey.

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He really isn't the sharpest bulb in the drawer, is he?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That hypothetical abomination might even make Cthulhu tremble

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