When I finally find that porn video I really liked on twitter
When you let your kid go to value village and pick what to wear for his birthday
You want ice cream?!
When you get upsetti cause you spilled your spaghetti
Me after I jump down the storm drain to get some candy
You know nothing Jon Snow
Test
Clickbait be like
Mmmm diet pizza... fuck ya...
BLM
Next time you get someone a wedding gift, get them some nice throw pillows
:)
I see all of these quitters posting their one year coins. Don't be like them. Never give up.
Take a deep breathe and
R2D2 taking a pump of Katy Perry between scenes
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When my girlfriend changes in front of me but won't have sex
Bringing my lunch to work like
Bruh
When I bring up the bachelor party I went on with my friend
When I go to the strip club for the first time and the midget starts pole dancing
Mmm mmm mmm I'm lovin it
Summer bod ready
This weekend is looking good
Eat well my friends
Ok
Anyone know why this happens?
My best pick up line
But you really said it?
Phoenix
I made dis
My reaction whenever I destroy my girlfriend at smash brothers
MRW someone tells me the guy across the room doesn't even lift
13 more days, I'm excited
Every time someone tells me a story after I smoke the devils lettuce
When they give everyone the GoT trailer for season 7