33367 pts ยท February 19, 2012
So did he land on his feet?
OH MYYY.
I went up and down and up and down pretending I was an Olympian.
Aneurysms are never a joking matter.
Thanks for telling us the time to strike?
As an ex-smoker I must say that anti-smoking rhetoric only made me want to smoke more.
There are places where you pay lots of money for things like this to happen.
How do you not stain your underwear after sharting? I understand trying to not smear it, but shit is going to reach the fabric.
Yep.
Get your damn hands off of my Lets
Did you try turning it off and on?
Did it come with the powerpad?
This makes me think about Kidz in the Hall "I'm squishing your head."
My butt makes a lot of wishes.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Yes, but they still have to get to space.
I have experienced the never ending rainbow staircase before.
I'm not saying you shouldn't have spontaneous gas fights with your friends, I'm saying it's proper to light a cigarette after having one.
+1 for title. Love that movie.
Don't forget about his arms that stretched for miles.
Run Mufasa, run! Simba needs you.
Good old General Issue Joe.
Zelda taught me that if you barrel roll too early you get hurt.
His closing sentence is priceless.
What is this black magic?
Sadly turning the machine off does not remove the white out.
I'm going to go ahead and say this fad is weirder than the alcohol soaked butt tampon fad.
That's crazy.
And we forgot about #10.
So did he land on his feet?
OH MYYY.
I went up and down and up and down pretending I was an Olympian.
Aneurysms are never a joking matter.
Thanks for telling us the time to strike?
As an ex-smoker I must say that anti-smoking rhetoric only made me want to smoke more.
There are places where you pay lots of money for things like this to happen.
How do you not stain your underwear after sharting? I understand trying to not smear it, but shit is going to reach the fabric.
Yep.
Get your damn hands off of my Lets
Did you try turning it off and on?
Did it come with the powerpad?
This makes me think about Kidz in the Hall "I'm squishing your head."
My butt makes a lot of wishes.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Yes, but they still have to get to space.
I have experienced the never ending rainbow staircase before.
I'm not saying you shouldn't have spontaneous gas fights with your friends, I'm saying it's proper to light a cigarette after having one.
+1 for title. Love that movie.
Don't forget about his arms that stretched for miles.
Run Mufasa, run! Simba needs you.
Good old General Issue Joe.
Zelda taught me that if you barrel roll too early you get hurt.
His closing sentence is priceless.
What is this black magic?
Sadly turning the machine off does not remove the white out.
I'm going to go ahead and say this fad is weirder than the alcohol soaked butt tampon fad.
That's crazy.
And we forgot about #10.