TrueRealism

33367 pts ยท February 19, 2012


So did he land on his feet?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OH MYYY.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I went up and down and up and down pretending I was an Olympian.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aneurysms are never a joking matter.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for telling us the time to strike?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an ex-smoker I must say that anti-smoking rhetoric only made me want to smoke more.

13 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

There are places where you pay lots of money for things like this to happen.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you not stain your underwear after sharting? I understand trying to not smear it, but shit is going to reach the fabric.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yep.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get your damn hands off of my Lets

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did you try turning it off and on?

13 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Did it come with the powerpad?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This makes me think about Kidz in the Hall "I'm squishing your head."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My butt makes a lot of wishes.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ain't nobody got time for that.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes, but they still have to get to space.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have experienced the never ending rainbow staircase before.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm not saying you shouldn't have spontaneous gas fights with your friends, I'm saying it's proper to light a cigarette after having one.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for title. Love that movie.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Don't forget about his arms that stretched for miles.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Run Mufasa, run! Simba needs you.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good old General Issue Joe.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zelda taught me that if you barrel roll too early you get hurt.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His closing sentence is priceless.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is this black magic?

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sadly turning the machine off does not remove the white out.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm going to go ahead and say this fad is weirder than the alcohol soaked butt tampon fad.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That's crazy.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And we forgot about #10.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0