39 pts · October 18, 2015
my children will know and love these stories one day.
Can't wait for this.
I'm my husband's diet plan. I assumed that's where you were going with this.
This takes me back to my days at the University.
I. NEED. THIS. GAME.
As terrifying as these are, I'm not mad at it.
I stopped paying attention at "your not getting it back" -shudder-
Why would you leave your best friend out in the rain?
the act itself is called "Splooting"
I was with you right up until the end.
Omg, SAME!
That's it! No more crystal meth
a bit?!?
My best friend does this but I enjoy the 5+ texts of just emoticons. It just makes my day that much better.
No, seriously, thank YOU! ❤️
As a Vet Tech at a shelter, this makes me happy.
Where is "here"
Nope. Going back to my pile of Legos.
Adopt, don't shop, pricks!
She didn't even warm her hands up first!
Nautilus Middle? Yup fucking Florida...
Ahhh, I am completely satisfied. Also, I'm the Julie you may be looking for.
I used to hate this quote. But den...
He DOES seem like the kind of guy who'd be on here. :'(
Garbage does a body GOOD!
Pix or stfu.
BOSH the DINOSAUR!
when a girl tells you you're going, you GO!
I wish I lived there.
Flanker? Scrum..??
my children will know and love these stories one day.
Can't wait for this.
I'm my husband's diet plan. I assumed that's where you were going with this.
This takes me back to my days at the University.
I. NEED. THIS. GAME.
As terrifying as these are, I'm not mad at it.
I stopped paying attention at "your not getting it back" -shudder-
Why would you leave your best friend out in the rain?
the act itself is called "Splooting"
I was with you right up until the end.
Omg, SAME!
That's it! No more crystal meth
a bit?!?
My best friend does this but I enjoy the 5+ texts of just emoticons. It just makes my day that much better.
No, seriously, thank YOU! ❤️
As a Vet Tech at a shelter, this makes me happy.
Where is "here"
Nope. Going back to my pile of Legos.
Adopt, don't shop, pricks!
She didn't even warm her hands up first!
Nautilus Middle? Yup fucking Florida...
Ahhh, I am completely satisfied. Also, I'm the Julie you may be looking for.
I used to hate this quote. But den...
He DOES seem like the kind of guy who'd be on here. :'(
Garbage does a body GOOD!
Pix or stfu.
BOSH the DINOSAUR!
when a girl tells you you're going, you GO!
I wish I lived there.
Flanker? Scrum..??