TrustMeImAMermaid

39 pts · October 18, 2015


my children will know and love these stories one day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't wait for this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm my husband's diet plan. I assumed that's where you were going with this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This takes me back to my days at the University.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I. NEED. THIS. GAME.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As terrifying as these are, I'm not mad at it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stopped paying attention at "your not getting it back" -shudder-

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why would you leave your best friend out in the rain?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the act itself is called "Splooting"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was with you right up until the end.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

Omg, SAME!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's it! No more crystal meth

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a bit?!?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My best friend does this but I enjoy the 5+ texts of just emoticons. It just makes my day that much better.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, seriously, thank YOU! ❤️

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Vet Tech at a shelter, this makes me happy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where is "here"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Going back to my pile of Legos.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Adopt, don't shop, pricks!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She didn't even warm her hands up first!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nautilus Middle? Yup fucking Florida...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahhh, I am completely satisfied. Also, I'm the Julie you may be looking for.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to hate this quote. But den...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He DOES seem like the kind of guy who'd be on here. :'(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Garbage does a body GOOD!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pix or stfu.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

BOSH the DINOSAUR!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when a girl tells you you're going, you GO!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish I lived there.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flanker? Scrum..??

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0