Turdeesa

33193 pts ยท August 4, 2012


Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.

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I have nothing witty to say. I was just impressed with my phone's camera, considering all I did was auto focus. Tennessee is pretty kickass. Carry on.

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MRW I forget the password to my email to reset my passwords for social media. Sucks to suck.

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I remember my first time pumping gas... and no, I'm not in Oregon.

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Just when you thought your coworker was a goodie two shoes and you borrow their lighter.....

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Too damn sleepy to come up with anything witty. So here's a fucking squirrel licking a window.

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I wonder if this is where Cousin It, Margaret and What live.

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Should have named my dog Marty Feldman.

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This is why I can't get drunk with my father anymore.

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We can't all be beautiful in the morning.

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Texts from unknown numbers results in hairy man boob.

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I thought Chester was adorable until I discovered what he does while I sleep.

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All aboard the Leo train! It's about damn time...

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Professional drunk: Standing in place, completely passed out, for 15 minutes without falling over.

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I'm cranky when I'm tired, but I was laughing when I saw a response this morning.

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Oh you know, just cooking snow so I can flush the toilet.

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When I get told to come to the bar and I tell them I refuse to put on pants...

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Would any of you like to educate me on the history of this coin?

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Lake Anne in the fall. Raleigh, NC.

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Excuse me while I go sew my ovaries back together.

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Who else has a Wreck This Journal and too much time on their hands?

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Moving cross country tomorrow; haven't finished packing boxes or started packing bags for plane.

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When I asked for extra sauce, I didn't expect to dig for the contents of my bag.

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I can't wait for my sweater to come in the mail so I can take sweet pics with my dogwai, Gizmo.

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Gentleman of imgur, I'm curious; what specifically makes her the "unsexiest woman alive"? Specifics, please.....

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Every damn time I watch Pool Hall Junkies....

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The City of Churches.

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I am kitteh. Hear me roar!

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Mom should know better than to ask me questions.

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My friends daughter locked herself out of her play phone.... luckily she only has a couple minutes to wait.

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Anyone else have the gross habit of REALLY craving soda after a night of heavy liquor consumption?

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Fort Wayne, Indiana keeping it classy!

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Every beard lover needs to know about this.

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I attract the winners.

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Took my parents to see the ocean for their first time. Snapped this while we were there. Hermosa Beach, Ca

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Never leave your chili unattended.

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I told them I had high expectations since it was Harry Potter.....

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Why didn't I buy this onesie?

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A few pics I snapped during a visit to Oregon.

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FreddyFredFred ftw

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I need friends to try this with.

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$22 for gameboy color, original, and 20 games. If you'll excuse me I must go catch them all.

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One of my pet peeves: when people mistake Mogwai's for gremlin's.

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Seat's taken.

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I overshare him, I know. He's just my favorite.

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I'm really craving this right now.

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The 10-year-old yellow Labrador (Maru) stolen during a vehicle theft in Studio City was found dead yesterday.

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I really can't wait for this movie next year.

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Jett Jackson took his own life. Sorry if repost; I just found out. RIP Lee Thompson Young.

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Anyone in the Portland, OR area want to give a kitty a loving home?

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The deli man accidentally tried charging me over $50, & when I pointed it out, he gave me my meat for free. Awwww yissssssssss

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"Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!" Love you forever, Chester. Fuck your lymphoma. You will always be my fur baby.

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When I mean to click a thumbnail and I accidentally click the downvote button

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Finally got around to hanging up Sir Kitteh and his majestic unicorn

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How I feel when someone beats me to the obvious funny comment.

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Monday calls for a chance of rain and certain death.

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The biggest struggle of wearing makeup...... When you get an itch on your eyelid.

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Well done.

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Just received some not-so-good news. Feel free to leave an abundance of funny gifs in comments.

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One job..

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