Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.
I have nothing witty to say. I was just impressed with my phone's camera, considering all I did was auto focus. Tennessee is pretty kickass. Carry on.
MRW I forget the password to my email to reset my passwords for social media. Sucks to suck.
I remember my first time pumping gas... and no, I'm not in Oregon.
Just when you thought your coworker was a goodie two shoes and you borrow their lighter.....
Too damn sleepy to come up with anything witty. So here's a fucking squirrel licking a window.
I wonder if this is where Cousin It, Margaret and What live.
Should have named my dog Marty Feldman.
This is why I can't get drunk with my father anymore.
We can't all be beautiful in the morning.
Texts from unknown numbers results in hairy man boob.
I thought Chester was adorable until I discovered what he does while I sleep.
All aboard the Leo train! It's about damn time...
Professional drunk: Standing in place, completely passed out, for 15 minutes without falling over.
I'm cranky when I'm tired, but I was laughing when I saw a response this morning.
Oh you know, just cooking snow so I can flush the toilet.
When I get told to come to the bar and I tell them I refuse to put on pants...
Would any of you like to educate me on the history of this coin?
Lake Anne in the fall. Raleigh, NC.
Excuse me while I go sew my ovaries back together.
Who else has a Wreck This Journal and too much time on their hands?
Moving cross country tomorrow; haven't finished packing boxes or started packing bags for plane.
When I asked for extra sauce, I didn't expect to dig for the contents of my bag.
I can't wait for my sweater to come in the mail so I can take sweet pics with my dogwai, Gizmo.
Gentleman of imgur, I'm curious; what specifically makes her the "unsexiest woman alive"? Specifics, please.....
Every damn time I watch Pool Hall Junkies....
The City of Churches.
I am kitteh. Hear me roar!
Mom should know better than to ask me questions.
My friends daughter locked herself out of her play phone.... luckily she only has a couple minutes to wait.
Anyone else have the gross habit of REALLY craving soda after a night of heavy liquor consumption?
Fort Wayne, Indiana keeping it classy!
Every beard lover needs to know about this.
I attract the winners.
Took my parents to see the ocean for their first time. Snapped this while we were there. Hermosa Beach, Ca
Never leave your chili unattended.
I told them I had high expectations since it was Harry Potter.....
Why didn't I buy this onesie?
A few pics I snapped during a visit to Oregon.
FreddyFredFred ftw
I need friends to try this with.
$22 for gameboy color, original, and 20 games. If you'll excuse me I must go catch them all.
One of my pet peeves: when people mistake Mogwai's for gremlin's.
Seat's taken.
I overshare him, I know. He's just my favorite.
I'm really craving this right now.
The 10-year-old yellow Labrador (Maru) stolen during a vehicle theft in Studio City was found dead yesterday.
I really can't wait for this movie next year.
Jett Jackson took his own life. Sorry if repost; I just found out. RIP Lee Thompson Young.
Anyone in the Portland, OR area want to give a kitty a loving home?
The deli man accidentally tried charging me over $50, & when I pointed it out, he gave me my meat for free. Awwww yissssssssss
"Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!" Love you forever, Chester. Fuck your lymphoma. You will always be my fur baby.
When I mean to click a thumbnail and I accidentally click the downvote button
Finally got around to hanging up Sir Kitteh and his majestic unicorn
How I feel when someone beats me to the obvious funny comment.
Monday calls for a chance of rain and certain death.
The biggest struggle of wearing makeup...... When you get an itch on your eyelid.
Well done.
Just received some not-so-good news. Feel free to leave an abundance of funny gifs in comments.
One job..