TurtleMessiah

8017 pts ยท August 23, 2013


Do you now ;)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know how i feel about this

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

we can be bffs

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MOCOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I did this after a month long binge. I thought i was going to jizz out my skeleton.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just drop by their HQ in Rockville

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

RIP my secret santa

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But senpai still won't notice me

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Is that a yes to my question? Senpai plz notice me

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Deeper than @kylecorn and his finger

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So confused. Why

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wheres the stick Ingur use to beat the horse? I need to beat this guy's high horse down.

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Don't mind me, just strolling along hoping to witness the blossoming of young love on Imgur.

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His name was KilgoreTrout81

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I smell a Kurt Vonnegut fan.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thats why I grew a shell

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Or Thorn bushes with no roses. Perfect present for your enemies

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There sure are lots of turtle based usernames. @omgturtles Follow me to salvation

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Nobody is safe from me @Turtleproof

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Hello @ToughTurtle. May I show you the way?

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No no. Let's not

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AND IN TURTLE FORM

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@meanmutton i honestly have never thought of myself as anything above average looking but thanks for the compliment <3

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I can't compete with @CaptainFubs goddammit

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http://imgur.com/jL7202z WHY WON'T SENPAI NOTICE ME @SlutAtNight

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Well he does have some cons to him but he isn't the worse

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I want to make my hair pretty too

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I believe I just became dumber reading your comments.

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