Uberdonut

5574 pts ยท August 30, 2013


My secret formula to get a top comment every single time: There is no formula you all like some random weird ass shit.

But he has a dick and balls on his forehead

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not great considering Germany's track record of picking winning sides.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May I ask what it is you do for a living?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like my french fried.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about domhall gleeson?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

We know there's at least one.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

another really big problem just can't/won't bother to work a google bar for 30 seconds to do their own research. They just take news as is.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

we got fun and games

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whoa dude, you're like, the yoda of words. You're woda. Yords. Something. I'm baked.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Guys I have a sinking suspicion that OP got this from gettyimages

9 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

Make it 13 and MAYBE I'll get a partial.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Actually I'm just a donut that's really rad but nice try dude.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Further study of your profile via creeping leads me to believe you are female.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My expert analysis of usernames has led me to deduce that you were born in 95 and that you are pale.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It'd be weird if you weren't friend. It'd be weird if you weren't

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah dude I noticed the same thing but he is the villain can you really not expect the cheating?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'll never have to wait for a new movie again.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it's gonna be in my thoughts it's gonna have to share it's space with an uncomfortable amount of porn.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Have fun dropping panties with your sexy british accent

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold hands with me friend and we'll feel lonely together.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My apartment could fit on a speck of dust on a letter in the book on that coffee table on the carpet

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#triggered

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry but I identify as a gender neutral velociraptor

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better ingredients better pizza papa johns

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You can always bribe me w/ pizza

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now listen here buddo guessing is my thang

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll suck yo dick for tree fiddy

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

YOU STOLE MY THUNDER if only i didn't need sleep

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HE STOLE MY THUNDER

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Goddamn Dutch was my next guess

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0