4601 pts · December 5, 2015
*Screams abyssally*
Okay, that last comic is REALLY funny
Red Dwarf. Long-running British comedy show. It's pretty good.
I think this was the first horror movie I watched. Though, granted, I was about 4 years old, someone left the TV running and I didn't know how to change the channel, but I absolutely remember this movie. This just about sums it up for toddler me:
AC5's aren't that bad, they can still take Special ammo.
Why arm cannon when you can have a MAD-3R? You can't go wrong with an MAD-3R
Platypus venom and Irukanji tentacles. The former amplifies the pain receptors, the latter has a symptom that is only ever described as 'a sense of impending doom' shortly before every single pain receptor in your body is stuck in the 'on' position. The only known way to relieve pain via medicinal means is 'lethal dose of morphine.' The venom isn't actually lethal.And yes, both animals are found in Australia. The latter is a subspecies of Box Jellyfish that are about the size of a thumbnail.
For those who don't want to go look and want to know, Scurvy causes scar tissue to break down (or rather stop being repaired as it's a constant process) which makes the wounds re-open
Then there's the LamentersBy the gods, those poor bastards...
GNU Terry Pratchett
Immediately reminds me of the Ether Drake from Stellaris. Magnificent creature, it is.
And IIRC, blasted music from Jewish artists back at the Germans when they started playing their own music on blast
I mean, the guy who basically founded (IIRC) the Vampire Coast in the first place came to Lustria seeking artefacts and got whacked with an Anti-Magic ward that failed before *totally* sapping him of magic, but left him with a farcical amount of split-personality disorder.From there he just sort of set up shop on a part of the coast that was constantly getting wrecks, corpses and survivors washing ashore, made some artefacts that lure prospective recruits to him and the rest is Rule of Cool.
The guy with the gun? That's Clayton, the antagonist. British Egomaniac Hunter type, voiced by BRIAN BLESSED
#7 Warhams! Need to watch the more of Chaos Oddessy.
Fucker is talking like an opinion piece from Helldivers.
Coming up with dumb shit is the best part of MWO, honestly. Sometimes it doesn't pan out, like ripping out what little copper wire you can out of an R60L to slap on a second AC/20 ammo bin, and sometimes it does, like when you make a stealth urbie that is as fast as a Dasher but still has enough arms and armour to be stuck in the middle of four assaults and come out the victor.Or the Sniper Awesome I made. 3km range on IS hardware. It was funny to see clanner lasers stop short of my cockpit.
Oh, probably. But there are also *actual god damn levitating trains* left over from the Dark Age of Technlology. The new Repulsor-type vehicles the Space Marines got with their Primaris Refresh use something similar (I think).Though I think I read something about getting trapped underneath one of those has about the same result as forcing the human body to occupy a comically oversized blender.
It's also ignoring that the magrails are hovering *above* the rails, and thus there's no way for the train to reasonably or reliably turn said governors daughter into pâté in the first place. Sure, it could be 40k magrails that turn things below them into paste, but lying down is probably a good way to have the gravitational forces disperse around you rather than force your entire skeleton plus internal organs downwards, which loops back around to making the endeavor pointless to begin with.
'Cartoon Villain Syndrome' is a noted side-effect of Warp Exposure. Literal corrosion of mind, body and soul will inevitably lead to trying to tie up the planetary governors daughter and leave them on the magrail tracks while cackling that the Inquisition will never save them in time.Of course, that's ignoring the fact that the Inquisition *will* save them - it's just a side-effect of tracking down an arch-heretic whose modus operandi is being a Snidely Whiplash-alike with worse dental.
The Urbie is the funniest thing to upgun. The stupidest thing I've done with one in MWO is manage to rip out enough parts on the -R60L to include an additional ammo bin for the AC/20. One of the sacrifices was the engine, so it was somehow *even fucking slower* than normal.Was it good? No. Was it funny? Yes.
More to the point, they were described as 'flat polar bears,' so they probably look like a mix of that one REALLY fat (and flat) crocodile and polar bears.
Ah, thought it was the horses, not those guys
If I recall correctly, the guy who made the horses got killed by envious members of the priesthood who forgot to steal all his blueprints before they burned his house down with him in it. Why were they envious over the horses? Because they're powered by a perpetual motion machine. The function of which means they have to be CONSTANTLY moving otherwise the engine might overload and shut down, and *no-one* knows how to turn one back on again.
Don't care, still mad I couldn't get the guy to join my Retinue.He and Yrilet could've done so much together...
I'm forever reminded of that bit from Roald Dahl's 'The Twits,' how someone can be physically ugly but still beautiful, but truly wicked people end up looking ugly no matter how beautiful they try to make themselves look. Or something along the lines. Been years since I read it.
The only reason I know this is because of Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II. The campaign intro cinematic had the two chat for a bit, and it was apparently from the Fall of Cadia novel.
The two interacted during the Fall of Cadia. Trazyn helped Cawl get the Cadian Pylons online, but it was too little too late by that point because Abbadon chucked a hissy fit and threw a damaged Blackstone Fortress at the planet and blew it up.Outside of that, no clue.
If you're familiar with the Old World of Darkness, the best analogue to use is that the Dark Eldar are basically Tzimisce.That lamp PROBABLY had a story behind it, once. Now it's just a one-off joke/art gallery piece some mad, knife-eared bastard decided to make one day out of whimsy.
SERIOUSLY. DON'T.THERE'S NOTHING COOL OR NEAT ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST HORRIFIC AND DEPRESSING.
And now we wait for an edit of Belos in the electric chair, I guess.
Okay, that last comic is REALLY funny
Red Dwarf. Long-running British comedy show. It's pretty good.
I think this was the first horror movie I watched. Though, granted, I was about 4 years old, someone left the TV running and I didn't know how to change the channel, but I absolutely remember this movie.
This just about sums it up for toddler me:
AC5's aren't that bad, they can still take Special ammo.
Why arm cannon when you can have a MAD-3R? You can't go wrong with an MAD-3R
Platypus venom and Irukanji tentacles. The former amplifies the pain receptors, the latter has a symptom that is only ever described as 'a sense of impending doom' shortly before every single pain receptor in your body is stuck in the 'on' position. The only known way to relieve pain via medicinal means is 'lethal dose of morphine.' The venom isn't actually lethal.
And yes, both animals are found in Australia. The latter is a subspecies of Box Jellyfish that are about the size of a thumbnail.
For those who don't want to go look and want to know, Scurvy causes scar tissue to break down (or rather stop being repaired as it's a constant process) which makes the wounds re-open
Then there's the Lamenters
By the gods, those poor bastards...
GNU Terry Pratchett
Immediately reminds me of the Ether Drake from Stellaris. Magnificent creature, it is.
And IIRC, blasted music from Jewish artists back at the Germans when they started playing their own music on blast
I mean, the guy who basically founded (IIRC) the Vampire Coast in the first place came to Lustria seeking artefacts and got whacked with an Anti-Magic ward that failed before *totally* sapping him of magic, but left him with a farcical amount of split-personality disorder.
From there he just sort of set up shop on a part of the coast that was constantly getting wrecks, corpses and survivors washing ashore, made some artefacts that lure prospective recruits to him and the rest is Rule of Cool.
The guy with the gun? That's Clayton, the antagonist. British Egomaniac Hunter type, voiced by BRIAN BLESSED
#7 Warhams! Need to watch the more of Chaos Oddessy.
Fucker is talking like an opinion piece from Helldivers.
Coming up with dumb shit is the best part of MWO, honestly. Sometimes it doesn't pan out, like ripping out what little copper wire you can out of an R60L to slap on a second AC/20 ammo bin, and sometimes it does, like when you make a stealth urbie that is as fast as a Dasher but still has enough arms and armour to be stuck in the middle of four assaults and come out the victor.
Or the Sniper Awesome I made. 3km range on IS hardware. It was funny to see clanner lasers stop short of my cockpit.
Oh, probably. But there are also *actual god damn levitating trains* left over from the Dark Age of Technlology. The new Repulsor-type vehicles the Space Marines got with their Primaris Refresh use something similar (I think).
Though I think I read something about getting trapped underneath one of those has about the same result as forcing the human body to occupy a comically oversized blender.
It's also ignoring that the magrails are hovering *above* the rails, and thus there's no way for the train to reasonably or reliably turn said governors daughter into pâté in the first place. Sure, it could be 40k magrails that turn things below them into paste, but lying down is probably a good way to have the gravitational forces disperse around you rather than force your entire skeleton plus internal organs downwards, which loops back around to making the endeavor pointless to begin with.
'Cartoon Villain Syndrome' is a noted side-effect of Warp Exposure. Literal corrosion of mind, body and soul will inevitably lead to trying to tie up the planetary governors daughter and leave them on the magrail tracks while cackling that the Inquisition will never save them in time.
Of course, that's ignoring the fact that the Inquisition *will* save them - it's just a side-effect of tracking down an arch-heretic whose modus operandi is being a Snidely Whiplash-alike with worse dental.
The Urbie is the funniest thing to upgun. The stupidest thing I've done with one in MWO is manage to rip out enough parts on the -R60L to include an additional ammo bin for the AC/20. One of the sacrifices was the engine, so it was somehow *even fucking slower* than normal.
Was it good? No. Was it funny? Yes.
More to the point, they were described as 'flat polar bears,' so they probably look like a mix of that one REALLY fat (and flat) crocodile and polar bears.
Ah, thought it was the horses, not those guys
If I recall correctly, the guy who made the horses got killed by envious members of the priesthood who forgot to steal all his blueprints before they burned his house down with him in it. Why were they envious over the horses? Because they're powered by a perpetual motion machine. The function of which means they have to be CONSTANTLY moving otherwise the engine might overload and shut down, and *no-one* knows how to turn one back on again.
Don't care, still mad I couldn't get the guy to join my Retinue.
He and Yrilet could've done so much together...
I'm forever reminded of that bit from Roald Dahl's 'The Twits,' how someone can be physically ugly but still beautiful, but truly wicked people end up looking ugly no matter how beautiful they try to make themselves look. Or something along the lines. Been years since I read it.
The only reason I know this is because of Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II. The campaign intro cinematic had the two chat for a bit, and it was apparently from the Fall of Cadia novel.
The two interacted during the Fall of Cadia. Trazyn helped Cawl get the Cadian Pylons online, but it was too little too late by that point because Abbadon chucked a hissy fit and threw a damaged Blackstone Fortress at the planet and blew it up.
Outside of that, no clue.
If you're familiar with the Old World of Darkness, the best analogue to use is that the Dark Eldar are basically Tzimisce.
That lamp PROBABLY had a story behind it, once. Now it's just a one-off joke/art gallery piece some mad, knife-eared bastard decided to make one day out of whimsy.
SERIOUSLY. DON'T.
THERE'S NOTHING COOL OR NEAT ABOUT IT. IT'S JUST HORRIFIC AND DEPRESSING.
And now we wait for an edit of Belos in the electric chair, I guess.