UndeadGopher

201497 pts · October 16, 2014


My dream is to own a chain of burrito restaurants called "Stuff n' Things." Chipotle will be my bitch. https://i.imgur.com/L5hyDNM.jpg

Light into a semi solid state? Sounds like we're one small step closer to the dream.

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I just moved here about a year ago, anyone from Texas tell me what kind of bird just landed in my bird bath?

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This is Zeke. When he isn't chasing sticks down the slide, he's usually napping on the bridge.

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Show of hands, any of you at all surprised by this?

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At least today will be a crisp 98° before we DESCEND BACK INTO HELL!

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Drugs are a helluva drug.

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I've been watching a bunch of Dimension 20 lately.

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Happy 29th day of July!

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Come on, let's do a revolution.

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My wife found this and has been cackling for like 5 minutes.

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I have uber religious fox news watching family coming over for Thanksgiving.

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At least it wasn't kids?

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My mom's new puppy Moose.

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I'm a dad! Again!

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The derpy Jayne.

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This was her idea

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My started a new job and brought her aloe plant home from her old office.... I present to you, Chtuloe Vera.

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I saw a post yesterday about someone who did this and it seemed perfect for my pup.

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My wife's Fat Thor costume for tonight!

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The time has come!

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My cat at 3am.

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They're right. The good ones deserve a whole week.

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The hero of Canton!

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The Poppy Chronicles Part 3

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Go Vote!

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We carved pumpkins today. But we used my wife's scented candles so the it smelled like caramel and vanilla on the whole block.

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My wife and I were talking about who Melania could be having an affair with whilst being First Lady.

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14th Fave: DC Art

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Am I too late for National Dog Day? This is the newest edition to ny family, Jayne.

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Draw the rest of the frickin Venom. 

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Anyone else notice the fly enjoying its time on the steaming pile of shit?

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Say hi to Tony everybody

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Follow up to my post earlier. My *PREGNANT* wife's Fat Thor to my The Dude.

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Poppie has the post-bath zoomies!

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Don't trust the "media", come make money for me peasants.

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We decided to get a fish tank! The wife wants to put fish in it, but I like it how it is.

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Lightning struck the big ass pole behind my house last night.

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Now I'm starting to think it might not be

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Thank god she teach in an elementary school.

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As a Nevadan, I've never felt like my vote has mattered more. With that said, please accept this dump as an apology for the wait.

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..... Captain Picard?

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First attempt at gif making.

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In other news... METH!

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Let's get back to the funny and weird.

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I want to thank all of you.

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Shitpost

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This is Anna, effectionately known around the house as Shitten.

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Fuck you Abbot

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Dozens of us?

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It's like Netflix doesn't know me at all

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I doubt this part of the story will be included in any medical textbooks/journals.

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The typical imgur user.

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Paintings made by a friend.

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Angkor Wat?

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The real difference between the metric and imperial systems.

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Worst month ever...

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As an American, how I imagine Canadians view sports. 

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I have never felt more mortal and I need to vent this out somewhere.

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