UnlededZeppelin

1362 pts ยท July 19, 2013


Engineering student who wishes playing mario kart was a viable job alternative. Working at the Big Red Paper Company would also be a plus

Ive only seen black NBA players using them so no so correct

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Shouldnt like 50% of the zombies be too obese to be able to chase anything

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The swing in Ecuador has a seat belt!

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Shouldn't she be trying to take down Jack Donaghy????

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Could not agree more

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Acting, it's just yelling for money

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are your hoes. One thing i've learned is that boats n hoes go hand in hand

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Doesn't matter if he was going for puck or not it still happened. Just because you didnt mean to do it doesnt mean zero responsibility

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The militants using twitter were the expendable ones.

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TIL Fluffy was Cereberus little brother

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The classic "rearrange all their furniture when they're gone" trick

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Are margaritas gay Dave?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The article i read suggested that it would be thrown out if taken to small claims court

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My poop is blue and yellow

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I had forgotten to make a phone call and this post made me remember

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Obviously you need whale sized balls to dive 3000m

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Did not appreciate the attempted comeback, was a little nervy

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I feel like escaping the sinking car largely depends on if you have an "auto rescue tool" if not too bad ya dead

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Meet Bruce. Bruce can afford anything but he chooses to be the hero that this city needs. You should thank Bruce

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Chris Rock has an interesting explanation for this

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Now i'm going to shove my thumb up its asshole!

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She turned down for toast. Seriously pushing down the lever pops up the toast

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Not to mention if light can't escape you would be accelerated to speed of light in which mass becomes energy. Ergo no more human

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And so they just create their own dimension with zero scientific basis.

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If you approach a black hole its gravitational pull would rip your body apart

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The representation of black holes is terribly inaccurate. His ship gets destroyed yet somehow b/c he ejected he's fine

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That's not what i'm refering to. You shouldn't insinuate i know nothing about the theory of relativity.

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"Anonymous isn't that great" kinda the first thing i said

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