When I try to sneak out one last revelry from the butt trumpet and lose, liquidly.
0
0
381
Already thinking about Monday.
9
0
1
Been a mason for 10 years, this is what I got on my anniversary.
32
23
2068
BBBBBWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
246
16
899
MRW I forgot to put the toilet paper in the bathroom and have to walk out into the other room to get it without wiping.
10
2
366
MRW I can't find an HD quality GIF to save my life.
56
18
1760
MRW my girlfriend says she wants to play with my 'little guy'.
32
5
3
I work on a construction crew. Today my boss asked if we wanted to cut off early and drink beer he paid for.
883
37
59503
MRW my girlfriend explains to a guy hitting on her that she has a boyfriend.
55
6
640
One shelf.
17
2
81
Oi! It's my fucking jam!
11
3
292
This might be the drugs talking, but I like drugs.
13
4
186
MRW Someone posts this meme as a reaction gif and my girlfriend is sick of seeing it.
-3
4
403
It gets better the longer you watch it.
93
11
259
This little asshole greets me like this every day at the top of the stairs.
16
1
328
My boss stepped down from his tall work truck and said, "a little shit just fell out unexpectedly". I Pictured this.
0
10
1537
When you but but she keeps on sucking.
6
4
8
A specified unit of time until Star Wars the Force Awakens.
84
23
1620
I get days off at work when it rains (I'm a mason) and my GF came back into town after a rainy week. "What have you been up to this whole time"?
12
3
435
OPEN YOUR EYES DEBRA.
5
0
70
Cyriak? Cyriak
0
3
134
When it's taco Tuesday and my GF asks if I prefer the soft or the crunchy kind.
7
1
476
OFW at work (masonry) my boss walked the the edge of the job site, pulled his pants and underwear down to his ankles and took a piss facing the whole crew.
26
25
12
MRW someone passes me the vegetable plate at dinner.
6
6
467
Woodworking project I did for family Christmas.
0
4
374
Whatchu thinkin about? Ohh, nuts.
17
17
62
MRW I'm lighting off leftover bottle rockets and my GF asks where the last one just went.
6
1
334
All I want for Christmas...
13
4
15
All aboard.
0
12
346
Heeeeere's FN-2199!
4
6
741
MRW I'm trying to violently jerk off quite a few guys.
9
6
539
Woodworking project I did for family Christmas. Recessed holes for candles in the tops of the limbs.
4
5
478
Sex BBQ
9
9
435
Me IRL
32
5
63
PIZZAS HERE
4
5
186
MRW I scratch my ass then do the subtle "I'm playing with my mustache to see what it smells like" move.
7
1
676
Jason Montgomery, PhD. Age 42.
25
2
119
I'm 5'9" and every single one of my friends is over 6'2", this is me when every day they make a joke about me legally being a midget.
8
17
373
oh balls
18
7
307
Oh, Joan...
9
2
48
I didn't even go to my first job today.
30
5
79
A specified unit of time until Star Wars the Force Awakens.
2782
258
6698
MFW my boss cracks out a beer barely halfway through the morning and tosses one to me and my coworker.
67
16
223
When I'm laying in bed and I force a fart too hard and lose.
56
6
147
MRW an invisible girl with a big ass lets me play with it.
13
2
7212
Sweet dreams!
4
2
101
Accio white boy.
17
12
288
Reparrish Comics
23
2
94
Amazing pool trick shot.
14
3
324
MRW my girlfriend insists its ok to have guys night and then later we fight and she says, "you should have known it wasn't ok".
109
35
5834
When you're in public but have to scratch your balls.
3
0
1239