Everyday is an adventure but, I am but a humble hobbit. if you have 5 minutes to burn, ask me about my opinion about clip-on-book reading lights.
Everyday is an adventure but, I am but a humble hobbit. if you have 5 minutes to burn, ask me about my opinion about clip-on-book reading lights.
Reminds me of the wife's fantasies in "When the Wind Blows" love it.
Man not even the aliens were safe from circumcision.
Hey brother here to let you know I figured this was probably sarcasm but I downvoted anyway because your joke is bad and you should feel bad.
I sliced the shit out of my hands just watching this
Oh man, happy bunny shaped my insult-based comedy as a kid. Every birthday and Christmas from 2nd-6th grade was exclusively happy bunny. Thanks man
Made this for dinner tonight, it was a huge hit, thanks for the recipe!
Because there are sooooo many billionaires and billionaire sympathizers on this site offended by your jokes.
Desktop monitors are like cargo shorts. I convince myself I'll reach peak productivity if I add just one more but end up filling it with crap and still feeling like theres not enough space
Or, remember the time Obama *gasp* put his feet on the resolute desk? I remember my family LOSING. THEIR. MINDS For weeks over that.
I've been doing 2 hours a day at the gym to get better at punching Nazis and to finally find out for myself whether a "runners high" is actually real (so far. I call bullshit)
I like how the Melania coin has the '$' right before her name, making it look like "Smelania" which is almost certainly what mean kids would have called her in school.
#25 American history X keep Lawrence
*my kiddo was born with a cleft lip/palate and a couple other internal issues* coworker told me "are you sure he's not all fucked up because you're so fat that you crushed his head in utero?"
Do you straighten your hair or did transitioning straighten your curls?
"Eyes shut, drawn shades, what has made me feel this way? Mi-graaaaaaine"
I feel like anyone who was fired or takes this deal is going to end up arrested for vague crimes against the regime, disappeared or mysteriously dead in about 6 months.
Uh oh sounds like a preexisting condition to me
In HS I was ready to go. The day I was going to do it, a friend saw the signs and intervened. I was sent to the crisis center. The counselor at the crisis center told me "I think you just want to [do it] because you've seen all the other kids that got popular by doing so and it's the only way you'll get popular"
Sine then, my every breath has been to spite that B.
This is the closest modern facsimile to switching to a fresh horse when you get into town
In the early days of the 'Jay and Silent Bob Get Old' podcast after Jay had relapsed and gotten clean again, he asked Kevin, "would you still love me if I was a turtle?" And Kevin, with zero hesitation said "yeah mad, you'd be my favorite turtle". I wanted to be someone's favorite turtle.
So...would he support a bill that makes people count how many consecutive generations in their line were related before they poke their cousin?
More like how to shame your dragon amiright?
To afford the family insurance option through your employer. The system truly is designed to keep the impoverished in poverty at all avenues
Or parents of disabled children have to turn down promotions/raises because they would put us over income caps but not make enough 1/
And didn't even cut an arm off!
I'd love to see how an airhorn affects this ecosystem
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Appropriate that the full of shit, expensive cat be named after a lawyer.
The newest campaign books, maps, or a little holder for his player sheets and various things! A campaign bag is a great investment!
find someone with too much resin and not enough conscience on Etsy who entombs something else he's interested in in dice. Cute thoughtful.