UserSubmissive

488 pts ยท August 10, 2015


Damn it. I fucking dropped the ball there...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they hate themselves. Being a little shithead neck beard is actually the worst human condition. NIH just released a study, check it out.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I mean, it'a not tiny or anything. but he is definitely a grower, not a shower.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband does this. I find it weird, but whatever works for his butt. He also doesn't hold his penis when he's peeing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It only works because we are completely honest with one another. Like, we discuss EVERYTHING. It also helps that we are both kinda slutty...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband can eat wherever he wants so long as I'm still his favorite meal.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

I thought it was punching the gallbladder to release bile. I am now questioning everything.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

PSA is a blood test. They still give the prostate a good poke, just in case, I guess. Also to see if it's enlarged.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I got were a bunch of news stories about 1 woman who was breaking the dress code. Maybe my location's different. Plenty of fit people.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My save the dates are going to be our cats in bridal wear, saying "we're purrfect for one another". We'll call this option B.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I call bullshit. There's all types there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It still comes down to, people working out is better than people not working out. And the fact that it only cost me $10/mo is a huge bonus.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My location is fine. It gets busy, but there's always machines. I've never been there when the offer food, I have no idea if they do.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not. Otherwise the doctor I work for keeps sticking his fingers up dudes' butts for no reason.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's a cheap place to work out. All types go there and most mind their own business. I don't get the PF hate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. It didn't feel right to stop, as heartbreaking as it was.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

False. People can have shitty parents and be wonderful, and have wonderful parents and be shit people.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

The sensory overload seems like the easiest one to understand. It happens a lot with depression. And, you know, EVERYONE is depressed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"But you don't actually have to" - my mom, after I said I always have to hit rock bottom before I start getting better with my depression.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At 32 I was married, and was considering getting my tubes tied. Now I'm 34, watched my life burn down around me, rebuilt, and changed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I felt the same way, went through some life altering events, became a different person, and now I want nothing more. Get an IUD.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bf already has plans for our first family Halloween-charmeleon, charmander, charzard. We're still a few years from having a baby.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On more than one occasion, I have stolen my bf's cover, & then thrown it off the bed. Apparently I decide that he is too warm. I'm helping.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I'd consider myself a 6, and I've been with 9s & 10s, who have been plenty attracted to me. Everyone has different taste. That's the point.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was just telling my boyfriend how Danny Sexbang is our boyfriend, he just doesn't know it yet.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't think they are mentally ill, but I do question intelligence and critical thinking skills. At least people who follow blindly.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Where did you hear that? I have huge boobs and they are very sensitive. If my bf looks me funny, I'm suddenly smuggling diamonds.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's very hot when my bf sucks on my strap on and stimulates me at the same time. I can almost imagine what it feels like to have a dick.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bf & I broke up for a month a year ago, it saved our relationship. We both had shit we needed to work on our own for a bit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spoopy scary skeletons, send shivers down my spine...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0