Vacationdad

166978 pts · September 27, 2013


If a screen shot of this makes it to the front page I will eat 2 20 packs of McNuggets and post pictures to prove it. But you idiots don't care, so I'll never have to do it.

That was my plan to help prevent the muscle memory open

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah that’s what I’m thinking, sounds like he has DS9 uniforms just not a command one.

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At this time of year

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I worked at a brokerage firm in the tech department and I was reminded daily that just because you have money doesn’t mean a single brain cell is actually showing up to work.

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People do strange things in commercials, like eat at Arby’s.

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I mean, I’ve heard chimps can be viscous but… damn…

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Do you have a link to the original? I’m curious to check it out.

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Star Trek the Motion Picture is definitely a bore of a movie and I’m a life long Trekkie. But this is a whole new level. There are segments that are just teams chats. Full screen, just a teams chat… it’s like they wondered “what would being stuck at work while the world ends look like?” Only it’s in no way interesting.

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I watched the whole thing to see if they actually committed to the bit the whole way and yep… the entire movie is that…

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Bike mechanic here, riding on a salt flat would likely kill just about everything on a bike. A lot of more modern nicer bikes have sealed cartridge bearings but a vast majority of bikes under about $1500 will have loose ball in places. And internally geared systems still use a small external chain to pull the mechanism and then hole is more than big enough for salt. They’re also horrible to try to clean the internals so that would be the worse choice over a derailleur you could clean after.

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Oh that’s not even the cargo bikes. We’ve weighed regular Aventon e-bikes at 95lbs.

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Bike mechanic here, we regularly see e-bikes tip scales at 95 or even just over 100 lbs. so yeah still would need multiple but e-bikes can get outrageously heavy.

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I couldn’t see them for the longest time, it’s only once I got to my 30s that it just clicked and worked for me.

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I keep telling people this, it was that fuckin weasel that done did screwed up the timeline and blasted us into some horror show inversion of reality. At this point, does it make any less sense than any other theory?

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I was just thinking about it yesterday, always amazing and so bonkers.

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Comedy= tragedy+time

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Once you’ve been there you immediately recognize it in movies and tv shows because nothing else is quite exactly like Iceland. It’s so unique and incredible.

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Corgi “Jesus” Yamato

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Same and same lol

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And now to our man in the field, Guy LaDouche.

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Yeah you really can see a passion for what he does. It really made me respect so many of his rolls so much more.

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It’s always hilarious to me to see interviews with him because he’s always such a tough and grumble dude in almost every roll. But then you hear his normal speaking voice and see his demeanor and he’s just a chill guy.

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Here’s my conspiracy theory that I just made up but also believe is 100% true. The Brit’s still eat like the Germans are flying over head because there has been a very subtle Government sponsored push to keep these dishes in public taste so when the next big war hits they’re already use to it. Thank you for coming to my talk, I will not be taking questions.

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“Well looks like they won’t let us shoot people in the heads anymore so we’ll just shoot them in the knee. It’s bad, but the alternative was worse so it’s fine.” Like you realize those aren’t the only two options right?

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I had this game absolutely mastered one summer. Played it exclusively for hours on end. Such an incredible game.

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What about if my grandfather is Scottish, and my dad is from Wisconsin? Cause that’s a pretty big double whammy… or it would be, if I still drank. So really kinda pointless question.

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I was airing up a kiddie pool with a bike pump… I wish I was making that up. I truly wish I had a cool story but nope, trying to air up a pool for my nephew and my shit ass back at 31 just went “goooo fuck yourself”. Made a lot of good life changes after that. Lost almost 100lbs since then and do feel great. But yep, got a nice little scar and funny enough that back injury not only help end an extremely toxic relationship, but helped me meet the woman I’d end up marrying. That’s it.

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