Valase

21294 pts · March 25, 2020


Gamer, Pyrotechnician, Programmer, Web-Designer, living in Emmental, Switzerland. Main languages: PHP, C++, HTML5, Java and a little bit of many others. Other languages: Deutsch (German), English, egy picit Magyar (a little bit Hungarian). You probably wont see me post that often, but I will be here... in the dark... watching...

So it's a server farm?

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#10 "My firend actually doesn't get this one." -> Tell your friend that potatoes and tomatoes did not exist on the european continent and were brought from america (after 1491). So, no european country would favor or plant either of them at that time.

3 days ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

At this point you'll have to ask: Why even put in a door?

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. Unless you're playing Pokémon; because then you play to be the very best, like no one ever was...

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not only that, but profits from what? It sounds like most people don't want to watch/buy A.I. movies.
Like, I could build a machine that stabs the user's hand at the very low cost of a handle, some gears and a pointy object, but almost nobody's going to buy that.

5 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Thanks to the picture I now understand why humor is in the eye of the beholder.

5 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Back then, technology was semi-open and could be understood by looking at the code or build. Then it started to get obscure. Techies didn't just stop caring, they started to dig deeper to understand WHY stuff got obfuscated. And when they understood that it's mostly to hide shitty coding and security, missing quality checks, the reduction of user control (supposedly to make it "easier to use")... they rightfully hate the products or got too scared to touch that stuff.
At least in my case.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Probably exactly because it is a shitty, sped up, croped to shit, watermarked bastardization of the real amazing short film whilst also not leaving any links to the original source?

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not yet. I guess I'll have to wait the "2 weeks" for it to be built...

6 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I don't know of the situation in the US, but in Switzerland it's somewhat common to have no hot water at all (at least in the men's restroom). Usually because it's a "no touch" solution with either a sensor or a foot-controlled faucet. Yeah, they probably could mix in some warm water, but most lower class restaurants don't bother with that hassle.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

A genuine thank you for letting us/me know who they really are. I've ended up looking through their comments, and while I couldn't find that specific comment, they made this one right as I was checking them (/gallery/TbPB4qB/comment/2510549635 - which is now deleted too). I'm currently not having the energy to fight their hate the same way you do, but maybe it will help you and others in your effort.

1 week ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Regarding the poll: My favorite statt member is the quality assur- ah, right.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

The usual shopping list:
- Cat food
- Cat litter
- New bathroom door

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Hm... for most, the metaphorical definition might be the go-to choice.
But - based on your favorites - the third definition that's depicted in the comic might be the best fit... ;-)
Just be careful that that doesn't result in the middle one...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, it depends on the definition of HOW they are inside of you...

1 week ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 3

The water not only got high enough to splashed over it, it also had enough power to wash it away (visible when the camera pans back after they start running).

1 week ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Eh, come on. After a long day of inspecting stones in the desert, don't all our clothes end up looking like that, no matter what we were actually wearing...?
(I can't even go half an hour without looking like that on our local quarry, and I'm just a hobbyist.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Be a bunny." is probably the place you need to start at (sadly not achievable by myself)...

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The Beatless
(I hope "just one letter added" is accepable too.)

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Small reminder that we were once controlled by Napoleon and have used this type of shoe size messurement even before the EU (in its current form) existed...

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Uh, Swiss here. Basically all our "normal" shoes (at least in the German speaking part) are based on the EU system and use Paris points (picture is a random example from a Swiss online shop). So, no, we usually have the "weird" sizes too, aside from ski shoes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Funny enough, it still says "Gulf of Mexico" in there (as it should), even though I'd expected "Gulf of America" from a source that uses A.I. to write school books.
So, as stupid as the A.I. is, it's still not as stupid as those who would like to see the Gulf of Mexico renamed...

3 weeks ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad this isn't A.I. slop and when you zoom in there's absolutely no distorted faces in the crowd. And the non-existing A.I. didn't forgot the chapter 4 all together. Or wrote the Name of the "Artist" wrong on the second page...
Warning: This comment may contain (a lot of) sarcasm.

3 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

On my way to work I drive by a wooden cutout of a man, cheese wheel under one arm, waving with the other. It's an ad for the shop behind him.
As a joke, I've started to "wave back".
By now I've had countless drivers/passengers of other cars & motorcycles, cyclists and pedestrians wave back at me. It cracks me up every time, and for as long as I drive that route, I promised myself I will continue to wave every time.

3 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

...And it will probably go in all the ways.

3 weeks ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

"Hm. Hard to believe." - "Yes, exactly."

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Nice! A full night of sleep is the best kind of sleep.
Also, cute as always!

3 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3