Valentras

2085 pts ยท July 15, 2014


Screencap this and post it, if it gets to the front page, you'll get a bunch of internet points. And a signed 6x4 of a monkey holding a samurai in a full nelson.

My honing rod with metal shavings magnetised to its tip would beg to differ, but that's just my experience.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just equipment, its weight class depends on how much you overfeed it.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dude went apeshit over that swim!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, cut the cunt some slack, he only just got back from a Hawaiian holiday when these videos were taken. /s

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

At 50 bucks a pack you're not fucking far off the mark.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Come on out, the waters fine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The kids or the blower?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Queen Elizabeth the Second, The Undying. May her eternal reign be merciful.

5 years ago | Likes 421 Dislikes 9

As long as I get a lollipop after the needle, they can stuff as many fucking microchips as they want in me.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You lot still use the death penalty for treason though, right?

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Tired of the migraines

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the US now has its own unique strain of the virus? That would be a basis to call it his.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Couple of one way valves in those tubes and I reckon we're onto a winner...

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Chaotic Good Samaritan

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Torque wrench, torque to yield, torque + degrees. All of them are more reliable than eye balling a fucking colour chart.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Open containers are only an issue in specified alcohol free zones. Only issue he has is the brand of beer. VBs fucken rank.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They won't. Nothing of value to them was lost.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Earning her the nickname Koala Killer.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Overseen the complete destruction of the majority of Koala habitats in NSW, and successfull managed to make them functionally extinct, *cont

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Parks and Fire Services whose job it is to perform backburning and risk reduction to prevent these fires from occuring. She has *cont*

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Massive bushfires currently raging across the state due to her inaction on climate change and the gutting of funding to the National *cont*

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The woman is Glady Berejiklian, premier of New South Wales, and is directly responsible, along with the rest of her party for the *cont*

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion: I like it. It's different.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

We weren't kidding when we said it was fucken dry out here.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I recognised the Westhaven sign

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Knock knock

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Macro keys help.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Leather belts, kettle cords, or a razor whip. That last one only needed a single use.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't buy a cruiser to get anywhere in a hurry.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Australian, I wouldn't trust half the shitboxes driving on the road above 60km/h let alone at 160.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0