Vanhelm13

3654 pts · April 30, 2014


Fuck, spent all this time (and money) trying to figure out how to unmask and accommodate myself when I could've just restored my foreskin.

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We need MG Tequila Gundam Ver. Ka

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I'm pretty active in my union, but we don't protect murderers. Fuck police unions.

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Reagan at least had the balls to get shot

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Same. The poem and the bass parts.

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"Eric Clapton would never let an 8 ball fall out the window"

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"what's the difference between an 8 ball of cocaine and a toddler?"

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I moved to Canada in 2010, if I had stayed in the states I would either be dead or in jail for political violence. I am torn between my current (relative) happiness in life and guilt for not not being engaged in direct action against fascism in the home country... The Canadian govt may be willing (likely prefer) to return to its former place as a vassal state... but the American Left has allies north of the border when shit goes down, I promise.

Ps there's way more firearms here than you think.

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My step mother worked jobs which brought her around him several times in the late 80s and through the 90s. Apart from being a disgusting grease ball he's always loved liquor and cocaine.

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Freddy Beach

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Used to busk 5-7 days a week, kinda wild how common these interactions could be.

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#30 literally me in 2000s highschool. Maiden and denim all day.

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#25 been saying Death needs to update their equipment for years... I also have a tattoo of Death riding a tractor.

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Even English wiki which has a pretty loud pro-west bias has this as the first paragraph. Sensationalist propaganda helping to keep us hooked on the idea of "national adversaries" while assholes in power pick the next proxy war.

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Officially yes, but there are still some who keep up the fight. Mostly on weekends.

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lolsame

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Chef's club and its ilk is rage bait for people who actually cook and/or respect food. This is one of the tamer ones I've seen which makes it less fun to yell at.

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My traditional xmas eve dinner is a Hawaiian shrimp curry. Why? Great grandma found the recipe in a magazine in the 50s and everyone liked it... Did my wife and her folks understand at first? Absolutely not. But is that what I cook them every year? You fuckin bet.

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I've always called it 'shitter' so it wasn't a hard transition ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Always upvote Atlantic Canada

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#14 it's more of a surprise than pain. They also work on very brief pulses every second or so, which means you can tap it a couple times and be fine. But then your friend who lives in the burbs full fist grabs it and gets the zap.

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Last time I got drained the phlebotomist complimented my veins.

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