ViceJesus

72717 pts ยท February 28, 2012


If you visit my profile and don't send me a friendly message, then the terrorists have won.

For Valentine's Day, a dozen roses

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 86

Friends & I dressed up for Jurassic Park in IMAX 3D.

Points 81
Comments 21
Views 1226

That's my secret, Cap: I'm always at my worst.

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Comments 0
Views 449

I miss these. Does anyone have any new ones?

Points 39
Comments 9
Views 1258

Nambia

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Comments 4
Views 141

Screwed.

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Comments 20
Views 102

Seriously. This makes me wanna toss a ninja star at your cloaca.

Points 14
Comments 17
Views 146

Haha! Who did this to my friend? I'm not even mad.

Points 13
Comments 7
Views 94

The first image of Grant Gustin as The Flash!

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Comments 3
Views 1250

Never had a bad grocery store experience, so...why?

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Comments 123
Views 86

A woman texts me, "That would be a stretch." I suppress over 9,000 dirty jokes.

Points 188
Comments 13
Views 486

Even though it's never spoken hurtfully,

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Comments 74
Views 93

You're taking who to the what now?

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 107
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