For Valentine's Day, a dozen roses
Friends & I dressed up for Jurassic Park in IMAX 3D.
That's my secret, Cap: I'm always at my worst.
I miss these. Does anyone have any new ones?
Nambia
Screwed.
Seriously. This makes me wanna toss a ninja star at your cloaca.
Haha! Who did this to my friend? I'm not even mad.
The first image of Grant Gustin as The Flash!
Never had a bad grocery store experience, so...why?
A woman texts me, "That would be a stretch." I suppress over 9,000 dirty jokes.
Even though it's never spoken hurtfully,
You're taking who to the what now?