Vingtr

251 pts · October 6, 2015


You went back to the carpet shop?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's like the N-word and the C-word had a baby and it was raised by all the other bad words.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always assumed contact highs were just getting hotboxed while other people smoked.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can't find the post but a green text talked about a guy dressing up as Batman every third Tuesday and masturbating in his neighbors bushes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As long as you and I are here, we will always remember

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's not Tuesday, though...

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I like to call them masturnaps

10 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 3

Disgraceful reptilian*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to nitpick but imgur was made FOR Reddit.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Damn...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Damn...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Not when you're dad's the king!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Il y ont douzaines de nous! Douzaines!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think less "question the man" follow the rules, and more "keep fingers out of snake cage" follow the rules.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you :) that made my day

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Half the point of elementary school is learning to follow the fucking rules.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'd like to order the gumbo, a diet coke and a side of Hush Buffys

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

IIRC it was a set of cameras linked together.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True or not the story was well worth my upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Probably not. Mainly because those are soufflés. Good try though. Keep it up.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Phew. I thought you were serious.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHAT? I love murderface. He's one of my favorites. Why don't you like him?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Both are correct depending on which language your particular bible was translated from. Both 616 and 666 were numbers that came about from t

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Both are correct depending on which language your particular bible was translated from. Both 616 and 666 were numbers that came about from t

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's me. babe

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

So pretty. Such an awesome voice. N

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0