There is no escape.
11
1
974
He don't care.
0
3
504
V
15
8
1430
Na, na, na, nana, na na.
7
0
431
At minus 9 this morning, it bothered me!
15
0
1100
Baby you can wear my scarf.
4
2
832
That caused me to yelp!
14
1
1284
I have no words.
-1
0
418
This wasn't his first choice, or even his third.
-4
2
299
More employment history.
28
1
1609
Conversations from home.
7
2
1186
I had to git along little doggie.
5
4
619
A real bodice ripper!
-5
3
318
One more time?
9
6
1836
I wouldn't mind but they're learning fowl language.
21
6
1383
Cynical? Me?
53
8
3525
A bit American but I hope you'll allow it.
-2
0
283
I made minute changes.
95
10
5519
Don't we all?
5
0
605
New library book.
10
2
1722
Here bicky bicky bicky!
4
1
727
Saw this from Dadtellsjokes and had to use it.
21
0
1500
To be honest, it was a brie-leaf when I left.
26
7
1937
Expanding my library.
20
2
1070
I e3fuse to explain this one.
0
2
398
The last Meatloaf one.
-2
1
394
But they make a sweet meal!
4
2
536
From thebauthor of "Is That A Wall? "
5
0
610
He is the creme de la custard creme.
3
0
474
That ain't getting us nowhere.
6
0
525
Well, objects in the rear view mirror.....
4
1
435
Better hurry as they'll be gone when the morning comes.
9
5
621
A Change in the weather.
28
11
2363
Once upon a tide.
2
0
478
Come here to upload java!
0
0
470
Get your daily dose!
3
0
329
Waiter is coming.
2
5
517
They've flown the coop!
47
3
3228
My cooker is wobbly, I need to balance the aga.
0
1
282
Reaching boiling point!
7
0
1223
The last of the rabbit boards.
10
1
1160
I don't know much about couture but I like mine haute.
2
0
220
Carp a diem!
14
6
1470
He's just hoppy to be there.
26
5
2504
Of course, the water's only about 7°C
8
1
891
Having lost my main one, I had to switch to Cardi-B.
5
5
759
Too many rabbits
4
6
552
It's a right?
32
6
2685
Going down fast!
-1
2
311
Tried dressing up as an island but I don't suit a bikini atoll.
2
3
482
I need to comb up with a new theme.
3
0
316
They're making a big splash about it.
14
3
963
To be honest, I don't look good in any hat, but that's mainly because I don't look good.
5
1
601
Made you look!
-3
0
223
Enid Blyton wrote the first draft of Terminator: i5 go mad in Dorset.
24
2
2053
I'm just bumbling through life.
2
0
581
Just ask the Gibson Brothers.
5
1
586
Sari seems to be the hardest word.
66
1
3282
Heartfelt
46
6
3332
But when I put my feet up, I can't see the TV.
6
1
820