MRW I drop my phone and try to catch it midair
My dad has been out of town for 3 days my dog has been sleeping on his clothes because they smell like him.
Browsing User Sub like,
Oliver loves face massages, I love his smushy face
MFW there are LNI posts in the morning.
This is my favorite thing ever
Shakespeare is the best dog name ever.
Or hyper speed weeble
This is the only picture allowed to be taken while driving.
I hate Benedict Cumberbatch because of this movie.
I thought this gif would make me stop.
Hands down they're a great band.
Spirnt is messing up.
I would get pizza everyday for this. Despite the fact it'd be destroyed.
Note to my roommate the one place I knew he'd look.
Happy Valentine's Day from the bitterly single
This makes the idea of dating a younger person weird...
Existential Crisis
Well, I'm done with the internet for the day.
LNI I'm ready for you
The best scene in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Google turns 16 today
The Imgur app froze yet again but this time it was acceptable.
And I got a blow job.
Home Alone and Depressed. This is how I'll be spending my night.
After the last relationship I had this is my only conclusion.
LNI yet?
MFW someone says something that doesn't make sense.
All humans are imperfect. Mary and Max
Entering User Sub...
John Green rants adamantly about American health care.
It starts out so cute...
Oh dear god this exists.
Accurate portrayal of what it feels like to have a period
My reaction to the whole dentist selfie thing.
MFW everytime I make a bad joke.
I have the same happy dance when I tell someone a joke and they laugh at it.
It's high fashion, look it up.
How it feels when your comment goes viral on someone else's post
"You're a Mormon"... The worst insult
My last BF's O face.
Looking up my celebrity crush, Adrien Brody, then this... I hate you Internet
MRW I'm sick of Imgur
I was suppose to be cleaning. Had a battle instead.
My favorite book...
Perfect loop... or is it?
I'm so confused. Is it a statue or a chair?
He got a new bed from "Grandma" it's a pimp bed
So this was outside my apartment building
What I look like when I try to catch my phone while it's still falling.
TL;DR The Affordable Care Act can be a good thing
Happiness Shield
I witnessed a dog die from heart failure today.
MFW my roommate comes home from a girl's house.
This is what I said to myself... in his voice
MRW I realized my incentive to finish my work was that I got to read more
MFW I drop popcorn down my shirt