VioletIsNotBlue

12846 pts ยท July 23, 2013


Hi, I'm Violet! I'm a recent uni graduate. I write full time for an indie video game, so I write a lot and also love playing video games. I am ever-striving for fluency in French and, for that matter, fluency in day-to-day conversation... That being said, I do like conversing, practice makes perfect or something like that. So feel free to reach out to chat about writing or games or books or other good consumable narratives.

MRW I drop my phone and try to catch it midair

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Comments 10
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My dad has been out of town for 3 days my dog has been sleeping on his clothes because they smell like him.

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Browsing User Sub like,

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Oliver loves face massages, I love his smushy face

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MFW there are LNI posts in the morning.

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This is my favorite thing ever

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Shakespeare is the best dog name ever.

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Or hyper speed weeble

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This is the only picture allowed to be taken while driving.

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I hate Benedict Cumberbatch because of this movie.

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I thought this gif would make me stop.

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Hands down they're a great band.

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Spirnt is messing up.

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Views 48

I would get pizza everyday for this. Despite the fact it'd be destroyed.

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Note to my roommate the one place I knew he'd look.

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Happy Valentine's Day from the bitterly single

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This makes the idea of dating a younger person weird...

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Existential Crisis

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Well, I'm done with the internet for the day.

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LNI I'm ready for you

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The best scene in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

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Google turns 16 today

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The Imgur app froze yet again but this time it was acceptable.

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And I got a blow job.

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Views 513

Home Alone and Depressed. This is how I'll be spending my night.

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After the last relationship I had this is my only conclusion.

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LNI yet?

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MFW someone says something that doesn't make sense.

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All humans are imperfect. Mary and Max

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Entering User Sub...

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John Green rants adamantly about American health care.

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It starts out so cute...

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Oh dear god this exists.

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Accurate portrayal of what it feels like to have a period

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Views 110

My reaction to the whole dentist selfie thing.

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Views 139

MFW everytime I make a bad joke.

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I have the same happy dance when I tell someone a joke and they laugh at it.

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It's high fashion, look it up.

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How it feels when your comment goes viral on someone else's post

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"You're a Mormon"... The worst insult

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My last BF's O face.

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Looking up my celebrity crush, Adrien Brody, then this... I hate you Internet

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MRW I'm sick of Imgur

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I was suppose to be cleaning. Had a battle instead.

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My favorite book...

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Perfect loop... or is it?

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I'm so confused. Is it a statue or a chair?

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He got a new bed from "Grandma" it's a pimp bed

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So this was outside my apartment building

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What I look like when I try to catch my phone while it's still falling.

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TL;DR The Affordable Care Act can be a good thing

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Views 453

Happiness Shield

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I witnessed a dog die from heart failure today.

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MFW my roommate comes home from a girl's house.

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This is what I said to myself... in his voice

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MRW I realized my incentive to finish my work was that I got to read more

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Comments 9
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MFW I drop popcorn down my shirt

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