MFW I look in the mirror after shaving off my beard for the first time in nearly half a year
-6
0
2460
MRW I read that conservative groups in Kentucky blocked a bill banning child marriage
26
34
8494
MFW I was constipated for two days
2
6
7086
Bad Lyra
-6
4
6528
What the fuck
76
8
2840
MRW Polyphia, Chon, and Tricot are touring together this Summer
24
13
10550
When I was a kid my parents made me do soccer one year
-1
5
511
MRW I got a Facebook friend request from a fake account
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16
26803
MRW I try to explain my logic for the way I do things, but I just sound like a crazy person
42
38
3416
MFW I remember something really weird I did as a kid or a young teenager that I'd forgotten about
2
13
258
I'd still eat it...
9
9
860
MRW I saw the first deer I'd seen in my backyard since Fall
3
5
367
Guns don't wear pants, people do
41
12
1429
An easy mistake to make
29
16
1880
I think we did all die in 2012, and now we're in Hell
-2
3
274
MFW I see how people react to me using the term "meat plushies" for people
-5
7
311
That is a lot of walruses
5
7
691
MFW I wake up from a really cool dream and don't return to it when I fall back asleep
2
13
2978
MRW I get new Rainbow Dash boxers to replace the ones I've had for 4 years that are now full of holes
5
7
3029
Yes
40
6
1578
MRW I listen to the music I liked as a kid in the 90s
28
49
2764
MRW I mention to my roommate that my dad is visiting and he says that we should cook dinner for him
-2
32
2304
MFW I woke up from a dream about furry traps
6
50
8509
MFW I make significant progress in getting over one emotional issue, only to be faced by one that affects me even worse
0
19
288
Khajiit has no time for you...
15
2
930
This is all the stuff I have to take off my bed when I wash my sheets
-5
1
175
Get in loser, we're going shopping
5
2
614
MFW I feel conflicted about stuff
-1
18
276
MFW a homeless guy got angry at me because I didn't give him any change
-1
13
1769
Every time I beat Halo CE, and hear Dust and Echoes
11
5
710
MFW I got suspended for a day for a Star Wars meme I posted
0
3
4025
MFW I woke up from the most disturbing dream I've ever had
2
21
386
Well, at least the Stormcloaks didn't try to behead me
97
10
4798
MFW I think about my most meaningful childhood plush that's probably rotting in a landfill
-5
6
211
Doodle of mine
1
2
191
MRW someone tries to hug me
0
4
565
Bok
21
10
1518
MRW I was at the grocery store and got charged 30 dollars for two small cans of pasta
46
48
6350
I think something is wrong with this potato
7
6
778
When I was a teenager I used to build Yu-Gi-Oh decks and duel them against each other
2
4
691
I loved this stuff as a kid
0
18
518
The best anime
8
3
907
Happens to me all the time
1
1
491
MFW I was meeting someone at a coffee place, and I just got water, and they asked if I was sure I didn't want coffee
-7
8
383
MFW I miss my cat
1
14
151
MRW I grow out my beard longer than I've ever had it before, but it just makes me look homeless and Amish
-4
5
231
My life in a nutshell
1
4
311
Probably fake, but these are rumored to be new Pokemon starters
5
4
497
MFW my mom told me she'd kill me if I ever committed suicide
-4
5
1901
Got a 4 foot long dolphin plush, for modding purposes
-1
8
203
MFW teenagers use lingo and make references I don't understand
-7
2
185
MFW I post a meme about white people not being able to handle spicy food, and white people take it way too seriously and get offended
20
13
1039
MRW my parents tell me I need to get a job, when I've been applying for jobs since before graduating university half a year ago
22
24
233245
That's pretty metal
26
6
1236
me irl
4
3
984
MRW I watch a documentary about sharks and find myself becoming aroused
-8
13
2470
My favorite Disney princess
3
5
2461
MFW I get on my Xbox and instantly get spammed with invites
-1
45
527