Volcaetis

24318 pts ยท June 6, 2012


Hey everyone! I'm a 21-year-old guy who just finished college. If you screenshot this and get it to the front page, I'll do absolutely nothing. But I'll probably be pretty impressed. Anyway, feel free to message me if you want to talk about anything at all!

Heard you guys like earth porn. (Banana for scale.)

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MRW someone reaches over and plucks the earphone out of my ear to talk to me.

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How I imagine the reactions of all the people flooding imgur with Russell Crowe gifs

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MRW I upvote a comment from 0 to 1, but later decide it wasn't really that funny after all.

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Budget cuts at the Chinese takeout fortune division...

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I'll take "news stories I never thought I'd hear" for $500, Alex.

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There's always a professor. There's always a starter. There's always a fossil.

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I would like to settle this argument.

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I think advertising like this should be Onix-ceptable.

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So I saw this while browsing...

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Hey everyone, what are your favorite custom Cards against Humanity cards? This one's mine.

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For July 29th, here's a spoonrest that looks like testicles.

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MRW I watched the latest episode of Game of Thrones

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I saw one sea lion barking at another at the zoo. Here was the response.

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If RPGs have taught me anything, this plant is a magic item and I should pick it up.

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It's my cakeday! So here are my favorite picture and gif. Enjoy!

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A grammar PSA

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I saw someone post a mouse tracking picture of them playing a game, so here's my version. 50 minutes of League of Legends.

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My bunny was hungry. I think he had the right idea.

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