Mongo like new tablet!
Chevy Bolt on flooded highway near Seaside, Oregon
Liquid hot magma about to spill out of Kilauea!
It happened! Kilauea's lava lake overflowed at about 2 am last night!
Basil Ganglia, a non-alcoholic gimlet
Aunt Cannibal
Meyer lemon Corpse Revivor No. 2 (half drunk)
One ball and mocked by beverages. Ouch.
Gravity anomaly detected...
This is Batman. He loves his chickens.
Storm Trooper Skull Candy
Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring.
Rat's nest in motor compartment of my three-week-old Chevy Bolt. Shit.
Paid rent in cash, included a note for my landlord.
Fuck you, Alan.
Wildfire melts tail lights off Audi before car escapes
STUPID ROBOTS STEALING ALL THE JOBS!