Vordermark

30349 pts ยท March 22, 2013


I write jokes on this site.

I wonder if they ever sat around campfires and told their kids stories about mammals taking over the planet

Points 12
Comments 9
Views 138

It is monday.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 88

When you try to pull an all nighter 2 nights in a row.

Points 34
Comments 16
Views 226

Stewart Little explaining what he is to some dumb dumbs

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 3594

Xena

Points 31
Comments 29
Views 2819

When someone deletes a comment before you can downvote it.

Points 32
Comments 6
Views 151

Explaining movie adaptations of books to the book purists

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 1493

The new Batman / Superman movie looks great.

Points 5
Comments 9
Views 339

A lot has changed in the last 96 years.

Points 15
Comments 12
Views 105

North Carolina when they get an inch of snow.

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 374

The British capturing an entire family of artillery in their native Afghanistan.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 109

You never know when a post will make the front pane.

Points 29
Comments 20
Views 147

Hey! Hey you!

Points 24
Comments 8
Views 76672

I give in usersub, here is a cute pussy and ass.

Points 82
Comments 28
Views 1437

Explaining why you feel bad for abandoning cable and streaming all your shows

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 192

When someone reminds you Wash dies at the end of Serenity

Points 40
Comments 28
Views 4345

Rise and Fall of Rome

Points 73
Comments 10
Views 2307

You just cannot contain that man's talent

Points 18
Comments 8
Views 163

Evolution of the Death Penalty in the United States

Points 19
Comments 22
Views 3009

Any Donald Glover fans out there?

Points 24
Comments 10
Views 853

Mountain Monday

Points 3
Comments 2
Views 67

Crafting a submission like

Points 31
Comments 5
Views 312

Marvel Superheroines

Points 34
Comments 23
Views 2295

When you're bored on your 200 ft yacht and remember you have chimps onboard

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 925

When you use irrefutable evidence to backup your point in an argument

Points 17
Comments 16
Views 792

Do you think these guys are more trustworthy than Fox News?

Points 3
Comments 10
Views 339

Ugly Naked Guy

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 228

When one of my roommates attempts to make conversation before I have had my morning coffee

Points 81
Comments 12
Views 991

This kid is unstoppable.

Points 12
Comments 6
Views 253

I may be tiny but I carry a huge ass sword

Points 29
Comments 13
Views 380

When you tell your SO all about your latest video game achievement

Points 44
Comments 6
Views 196

When you send someone a text and they don't immediately reply

Points 27
Comments 18
Views 2584

What you felt like when you put on your snow suit as a kid.

Points 16
Comments 7
Views 632

Joan of Arc

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 129

The gods deciding what type of day I will have

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 142

When I explain to my mother why my son is more important than her.

Points 31
Comments 4
Views 252

Coolest Pillow Fort Around

Points 15
Comments 1
Views 948

Tommy Lee Jones describes hell.

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 1292

Why you shouldn't start learning archery on today of all days.

Points 3
Comments 1
Views 171

Don't you love it when your girlfriend takes a big load for you

Points 32
Comments 3
Views 799

What the freshmen say seeing a recent graduate with a full time job.

Points 96
Comments 12
Views 570

This is clearly too cute not to be a repost but forget that and look at the bunny!

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 136

I wish you all a happy beer and steak day.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 85

Imgur personified responds to the question "What are you about?"

Points 5
Comments 9
Views 3719

Heard you guys loved special days

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 2805

How I explain Imgur to my friends

Points 71
Comments 5
Views 175

Romeo and Juiliet

Points 2
Comments 7
Views 133
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