Vortality

49585 pts ยท September 6, 2015


Just a normalish guy from New Jersey. I like melodic death metal, pizza, being a smart ass, and long walks on the beach. I hope to one day get my pizza to the front page and begin my quest for world domination muhahahaha*cough*ack*cough* oh shit is that blood... nope just pepperoni.

Or rename it lake Obama. He will surely take that well

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Enjoy. We will be here keeping the loony alive

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He knows what he's doing. Whatever he's told to do

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Natural Born Chaos by Soilwork, Double Trouble by April Art, Shatter Me by Lindsey Stirling, Recovery by Discrepancies, and I Gotta Rock (Again) by Dee Snider

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta bring your own

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rise and shine folks, vudu is bringing you coffee

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

No republican knows his full name

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Never going back there again after I saw a mouse crawl out of the back end

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never looked honestly

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you're right. It never happened. Must have been a fever dream of mine

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don't suck like dow 3

4 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 days later, they say he fell down the stairs again and doesn't get up. Calling it now

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

5th place. 4 other women beat her and the Trans woman she tied with.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

It's drama queen anikin bleeding through

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome back. We've missed your fresh(ish) memes

1 month ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

Can he still do that? Asking for a friend

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope, I love it

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

Shit my bad. I could have sworn I saw somewhere he did him

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Never too late nor too early

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2