MRW I've finished shaving my body hair into a penis and someone walks in.
Draw me like one of your French cats.
My Girlfriends professor had this up on the door the other day
Checking on food in the oven
My anaconda don't want none unless
Vinnie in a blanket anyone?
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The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt
Being alone with your friend's parents
Liar!
This guy deserves an award!
When I make a joke and everyone laughs
Abra KadaBRA
MRW Going to click on a new tab and accidentally exiting out of the entire browser
Iron Man VS Bruce Lee
Inspiration!
I need to start watching Soccer more
*Baby starts crying on a plane*
THE BEAST DEMANDS A SACRIFICE!
My kind of humor
Nailed It!
Mind Blowing
Dwayne "The Rock Lee" Johnson
Lord of the Flies
Well isn't this just grate
Simpsons Gold
MFW I forget to pay the electric bill
MRW watching someone play a solo I know by heart on Guitar Hero
MR after a day at the beach
You came to the wrong neighborhood, Motherfucker
Get Over Here!!!
I'd rather share it with her mom
The ol'switcheroo
For your fetish.
I present to you, the Nintendo Oui.
When i enter the wrong cheat code
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Reincarnation
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I see your "Classic white dad attire", and your "Classic spanish dad attire", and raise you a Classic Black dad attire.
Share a Coke
How it feels when you're proud of something and nobody cares.
MRW my 3DS dies after six hours of EV training, and I forgot to save
After TONS of training, the class turtle evolved today
MRW I'm in the midst of a stranger and my hand begins to lose numbness
GOD DAMN LAG!
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DAMNIT FRANK!
Talking to someone with stank breath
I really hate when
This faucet has seen some SHIT
MR after eating taco-bell.
MRW I realized the joke was about me.
Alright! Who started a game of jumanji?
MRA seeing JustExactlyHowLongCanAUserNameBeThisHasGotToBeAWorldRecordLol Front Page post.
MRW my mom has company over