VulpixAlyx

8345 pts ยท June 12, 2014


4 weeks ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

I don't golf, but one year I went to a driving range for my bday and just wailing on the golf ball helped

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, the rich would taste awful. They need to have a joint trip in an oceangate sub

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm surprisingly still active physically cause of my job, but sneezes have wrecked me even before I hit my mid 20s

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The flame is a horse penis before the upvote shows

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Had this in my notifications on twitter today

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 I know that design for an octopus is common, but I got flash backs to tokopi's original sin and I re traumatized. Great anime btw

2 months ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

I'd say this is more of a piss post

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, rise you sluts

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a bag off situation for me. ;)

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

OH! I didn't realize that was on that site xD

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God it's too early for math this morning. I'm on 3 hrs of sleep but I got to 1736, had to double check with the calc to make sure I was right

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to go to my local park in my home state and sit in the tree snacking on them. Even the day I skidded my knees on pavement rollerblading, was pissed, but nothing was gonna stop me eating those berries

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, this tree grew on my property :v

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got some of the black mulberries in there, most of them fall off the tree easily

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give him the ol' dick twitch

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see your furry post and raise you an art pierce I commed

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

I stuck my dick in the osha handbook. Don't look at pages 69 and 420

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But are you getting high with those thighs?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Surprisingly I didn't make an eeveelution sona, I was super attatched to leafeon and glaceon when they came out. Took a personality test to see which eevee I was. Glaceon was numver 1

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That is honestly fair, then what shall we call this thing that is named "Stephen Miller?"

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't insult goblins like that. Stephen miller is a different bridge troll and not the funny one from monty python

4 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I live in Ohio, we got too many dumb fucks that back the richies cause they think it'll come back to them. I'll start running for office when I have the time to study up on law to know how to properly make laws that benifit the people that work for the ceos

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My partners whom have kids together(I joined late to the party), one works from home and the other is a stay at home parent. The one that works from home makes $20+/hr(before child support for their four other kids) and the government said "nah" you make too much to have us support your kids stomachs. We got booted off food stamps 3 years ago :)

4 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What's fucked is that I'm on the line of barely surviving and not surviving at $18/hr. Shit sucks

4 months ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

#11 Wh- why did I test this out on myself? WHY DOES IT WORK?!

4 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1