WF92

5218 pts ยท November 24, 2014


Nobody should be shocked that I have no idea what I'm doing.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We went needlessly into the darkness of Moria.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And Leahy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He hasn't been a senator for that long. For most of his legislative career, he was a member of the House of Representatives.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

Oscar. Oscar Wilde.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oliver Wilde

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even know if he has mumps. I was distracted by the largest penis I have ever see.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Jeeeerrrrrrryyyyy. I am the ghost of DJ Roomba.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Six months ago, I was living in Boston. My wife had left me, which was very painful. Then she came back to me, which was excruciating."

10 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 1

Yeah. It's attached to Struts.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Jacksonville, Alabama.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No. This is definitely Erebor.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

After attending a service for the first time in a while, I was so confused by that.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Scarecrow Boat

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mouse Rat?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Churches need monetary support to work. Not every congregation is Joel Osteen sized.

11 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 14

How my poor hear aches with ever bite you take.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, there's no gendered words. That's nice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might be wrong, but I think Jefferson advocated for changing the constitution every 19 years or so.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You could just encourage people to study what they want. The ability to think critically is the most important skill one could attain.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But it checks out.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The amount of vomit this would produce would be great for weight loss.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Praise Satan!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump had the same goal.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As an Alabamian, please send cold air. The humidity has killed most of us.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I warned ya! Didn't I warn ya?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Jesus Christ!

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0