WarTurtle

11519 pts · December 18, 2013


"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take-Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott If you're here you're probably looking for a selfie, but i'm a guy so who wants to see that. But I might be able to be coerced into it.

Dont tell us tell him.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Now this deserves an upvote good sir.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This actually means alot to me and im sure it does to others as well, thanks OP.

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 3

He evolves into graveller..because ya know..gravel is rocks.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The same could be said for the Democratic candidates too.

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 22

I like 7 the most but 10 was really good so was 3.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hello dog this is turtle

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Mein Ketchup

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My force just awoke..

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Your cat is in college apparently.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know. I was combining crack and kracken its kinda the point of the joke.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Her ass has a cracken it.

10 years ago | Likes 558 Dislikes 1

It could rain Lysol and India would still be dirty as fuck.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I'll look for science reasons.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Enemas, don't leave CVS without em.

10 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 1

I got my first boner ever from watching this scene.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I bet "Dick Gere" comes over for dessert if you know what I mean.

10 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 2

Considering some people like to have sex with kids, this isnt that bad.

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 2

The pilgrims were English so happy thanksgiving to you too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Team squirtle for life!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anal beads april

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I clicked on this post..."over capacity" Ironic really.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

yep

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You monster

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a southerner I can attest, all soda is called coke.

10 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 12

Im honored lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well theyre both servants to douchebags :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Salacious Crumb as dobby would be sweet

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The moral of this episode is if youre not cool just shoot yourself with a cannon.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0