Freedom Tower to Infinity!
Landed about an hour ago. The pilot gently banked the plane, everyone stayed perfectly silent.
"Honey, make sure you buy the 'original' off brand spam"
Just saying...
60 years passed in a picture
He may be an old man...
No DeLorean needed, Marty...
Asked 3 people today if they knew what this was; they did not.
2016 sure isn't choking at the end, Henry Heimlich has died
It's never lupus...
Pastrami Queen, NYC. You must come here.
They say time is the fire...
Read only the subject lines and pretend you're in a relationship with President Obama...
And the part of the bull will be played by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman