Grilled cheese
Fridays, I tell ya
Got a box of high quality matches. I don’t know if I’ve ever had a match burn so cleanly.
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Every day we stray further from God.
Made me smile.
“Why aren’t you watching the debate tonight?”
Today is my 31st birthday. To celebrate, here is a list of facts on this day through history! (Citation needed)
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I have no idea what a Gregg’s Sausage roll is. Help?
Defilintily.
I know you can have questions answered and new questions come up, but I just love that it’s the same website for each article.
HOLY SHIT
Took me a minute.
Let it go.
The heist is on!
I didn’t realize that you could press the cake multiple times and completely cover the screen. I am whelmed.
You heard it here first
‘‘Twas the night before Christmas
Preach!
Almost spit my beer out when I read the title. Happy Sunday
It’s Worm Time
So many emails and notifications.
Yes to all of this.
This was just a train wreck in the comments.
There’s a second part to this tweet, but I want to believe.
A good friend of mine is doing Inktober. This one got an audible laugh out of me.
So many interviews he didn’t get to complete
Well, I can’t really argue with that.
I just wanted to get the mail. Even in quarantine I’m not safe.
Oh no fellas
Follow up to the Firehouse Sub picture
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I don’t know much about politics, but I do know that Mitch McConnell looks like a man who unexpectedly poops his pants.
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A lot of camaraderie at the hotel bar tonight.
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My SO does the same thing.
In PA for work and I’ve been miserable since stepping off the plane.
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A well-lit panini.
Check it out
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I decided to text my dad and brother.
Thanks, I hate it.
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Super absorbent concrete. Found the gif because I thought it would be cool if a bar was made out of it? Easy/no cleanup?
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I was very tired.
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Dan can never get a break.
This makes me really uncomfortable.
When you take a break and check Imgur on the 29th.
Dean Thomas for Black Hogwarts
Anything goes
It’s my cake day! My girlfriend and I went to her Grandmother’s house last night. Found this on a wall when I wandered upstairs.