He also won't rent you fine feathers as accommodation.
I had no idea Christopher Reeve was so buff under the suit.
Ooh, burn!
Meri Kirihimete from Dunedin New Zealand, plus memes.
You can still tell dad jokes, even if you're not a dad.
Because I'm Batman.
I love how the Professors X sit in the same way.
The Godley River in New Zealand's Southern Alps. I grew up not far from here (not far as in an hour or so).
I think I can squeeze another week out of it.
There's niche and then there's this.
Eh, what's up Bones?
My girl Nuku.
What the actual...?
Apologies for the bad New Year's resolution...
A dad joke to piss them all off.
Michael wants revenge.
Keep walking, nothing to see here...
I wonder how many here will get this...
But would his sidekick be Trapper or BJ? Either way, it's a good MASH up...
60% of the time, maths will help you 100% of the time.
As a New Zealander, this makes me feel even more remote. Love the triangle between Aotearoa (NZ), Hawai'i and Rapanui (Easter Islands).
Burn
The old bat.
Monday's first breakfast.
Why I'm not a vet.
Just the worst luck.
I can think of worse options.
Pakistan finally beat India at a cricket world cup, and just look how that changed a certain person's mood.
Celebrate that soft upper lip.
Joey doesn't share credits.
Why did Han cry at the dinner table? The meat was chewy...
My type of humour.
Don't die safely people.
I'd still finish most of it before the movie started.
What might have been. Henry Cavill wearing the original Superman suit before they ditched the pants.
America, you peaked in 96.
Spiderman. Where are you coming from, Spiderman? Nobody knows who you are...
I now have a new way of answering the phone.
Mum seems into it too.
My girls.
Cat-scan.
Inspirational.
The Lord Of The Moist Rings.
Seen on New Zealand news...
A shade over 10 years on here, and exactly 290,000 reputation points to show for it. It's been a hard, honest toil - but worth it. Kia kaha imgur!
Lost in translation.
Try 40 years ago.
I'm just disappointed it was a return trip.
Cricket, football, rugby, golf, etc
Tasha is not dum
New Zealand's and Australia's Prime Ministers Jacinda Ardern and Scott Morrison hongi at a leaders' meeting.
It's my 10 year cake day, so I thought I'd check in with what's happening in user sub...
A meme is born at the World Test Championship.
Here's my tax. One of my girls whispering a joke in my other girl's ear.
I'm rubber, you're glue.