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5848 pts · June 8, 2014


And so he says to me, you want to be a bad guy? and I say Yeah Baby! I want to be bad! I says surfs up space ponies I'm making gravy without the lumps! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!!! And he says to me, he says to me, you got Style, baby! Yeah! Keep playing with fire, superpants, you don't know how much fire you're playing with! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! And so he says to me, you got legs, baby, you're everywhere…you're all over the place! Yeah! An object at rest, cannot be stopped! Excuse me…excuse me…and then I says tell me I'm wrong, and he says I can't baby 'cause you're not ! This could happen to you, baby…this could happen to anybody! And so he says, I don't like the cut of your jib, and I go, I says it's the only jib I got, baby!Yeah baby, oh yeah… Bad is good, baby! Down with government!

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