Whitman09

1489 pts ยท November 7, 2012


Whose fucking idea was this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's called "Rumpelstiltskin". Shake beer, smash on forehead, makes a hole in side of can and you chug it from that hole

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Pope came to mexico and the dog followed the pope-mobile

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can visit Lascaux II which is near it and is an exact replica though...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you show up to funerals and make fun of people for not bringing the person back to life?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

oldschool.runescape.com

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also worked at Geek Squad, every person has to sign something when they drop their computer off and one part says we will report CP to cops

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Phi Alpha

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait what? The embargo isn't lifted yet I thought...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to wear a heart monitor because of palpitations, cut down on energy drinks and problem solved

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dat pahoehoe flow

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for one from ISIS

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

MFW I haven't fed my neopets in 15 years

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wat u gon do about it m8?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes it is...

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

As someone who had a house fire: Actually fire departments do bill you for putting out a fire.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, there are so many other local pubs you could go to instead

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love QT. The only gas station I know of that is consistently clean/safe and stocked

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bud light is a special occasion for me...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boxers fracture...Had one a few months ago, not as cool of a story though. Punched a wall that wasn't harming anyone

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do she got a booty? she scooby doobie do!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BTG-ception

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

At least he isn't so hungover where he can't eat anything

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Welcome to /b/

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Fox and the Hound

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tod*

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last time I drank this, I broke my hand. That was a month ago...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Its awesome how I'm pretty much growing with Bill Nye. Back in the day I was interested in the experiments, and now he disproves creationism

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3