The First-Worldiest of First World Problems
The past ten years have not been as funny as they should have
Here's what I'm eating today
I graduated high school over nine years ago. I still get pissed off when I think of this
Non-alcoholic beverages are my second favorite kind of beverage
Today, we've gone ten years without this man.
MR, as a stickler for accurate quotations, when I hear someone say nothing is certain except "taxes and death"
Used a wheelchair recently
Today is Brett Kelly's twenty-first birthday. You know him as Thurman Merman.
I'm trying to collect one hundred of every denomination of US currency. I'm more than halfway there...
Unpopular Opinion Puffin
MRW I am asked to rank my favorite Discworld characters
It needs to be said
I just saw a movie where some weird monster makes a little girl touch his reproductive organ
All the Retail Robins lately have reminded me of a gentleman I once met at a bar
Every clock in Pulp Fiction is set to...
I drew this comic several years ago. It was on my mind tonight for some reason.
Look who joined the Kirov!
I get this a lot
MRW someone asks me to start alphabetizing the words Serfdom, Death, Vocation, Steer and Effort
My life is so hard
Watching the scenes in Endless Summer where they visit the Africans.
At work they made me turn off my John Philip Sousa Pandora station
Everyone on Facebook today is talking about "Murica"
Agnostic quandry
I finally achieved my life-long dream. That's right, I maxed out the point counter in Super Mario World
The first two requirements
I woke up this morning prepared to do some damage control
Wakka, wakka!