WildQuaffle

4106 pts ยท January 21, 2013


God thinks just because he made the Earth, he can go around writing his name on it. (Disclaimer: Just a joke. I believe in evolution.)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It might just be that her face mixed with anyone creates a very beautiful person.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I prefer the Andy Dwyer body type. Cuddlier, won't make you feel bad about your own body, and probably talks about calories less.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The pineapple one made me uncomfortable...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that she's still steering even once she's upside down. Trying til the end.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god. So much moving. So much spitting up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The President HAS to kill this person to get the codes? He isn't allowed to get them surgically?(2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, if he safely had surgery to implant the codes, could the same surgery not be performed to retrieve them? Or is the point that (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terrible reminder that I just tried to eat a Halo and...SEEDS. Seeds as far as the eye could see. Totally ruined.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trying to decide what it looks like: ET in a morph suit or Ron Weasley in black face? Also, that poor, friendless boy and what a great mom!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like I'm going to cry. This is like The Iron Giant all over again.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And we are supposed to trust him to protect us? Get your (admittedly adorable) shit together, dog.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Didn't know there was water below. Thought I was watching a man fall to his death. Not good for the old ticker.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zach is so attractive and such a fucking awful person. He's an arrogant, misogynistic ass. But so beautiful. I'm torn.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's like the spaghetti-o coliseum.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wonder if she knows Debesai Ghierghis Ogbazghi, my favorite Eretrian soccer player.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ariel Winter's body is done no favors by Alex Dunphy's frumpy ass wardrobe.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

The concierge was super into it and the masseuse is like "Why the fuck am I taking a picture with a stuffed animal...?"

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But really though, what the fuck is that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Accidental fall or poorly executed death drop?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to put your heart into your post!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hi ho, Ssssss-ilver!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I'm still working on winged eyeliner...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Beauty is fleeting, strength lasts forever. Buy awesome wigs and kick cancer's ass! You can do it! Good luck!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Now I'm just imagining that old man toy restorer painting nipples on Woody.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's taking forever for this pizza to cook.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do people do this stuff and live? I'm just here trying not to slip on the ice in my own driveway and die.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Carmuda Triangle. Perfection.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now all you need is a dildo that looks like Obama and you have a sexy summit on your hands...well, not really your hands.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have the opposite problem of resting bitch face. I am a bitch, but my face apparently makes me seem approachable.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0