4106 pts ยท January 21, 2013
God thinks just because he made the Earth, he can go around writing his name on it. (Disclaimer: Just a joke. I believe in evolution.)
It might just be that her face mixed with anyone creates a very beautiful person.
I prefer the Andy Dwyer body type. Cuddlier, won't make you feel bad about your own body, and probably talks about calories less.
The pineapple one made me uncomfortable...
I like that she's still steering even once she's upside down. Trying til the end.
Oh my god. So much moving. So much spitting up.
The President HAS to kill this person to get the codes? He isn't allowed to get them surgically?(2/2)
I mean, if he safely had surgery to implant the codes, could the same surgery not be performed to retrieve them? Or is the point that (1/2)
Terrible reminder that I just tried to eat a Halo and...SEEDS. Seeds as far as the eye could see. Totally ruined.
Trying to decide what it looks like: ET in a morph suit or Ron Weasley in black face? Also, that poor, friendless boy and what a great mom!
I feel like I'm going to cry. This is like The Iron Giant all over again.
And we are supposed to trust him to protect us? Get your (admittedly adorable) shit together, dog.
Didn't know there was water below. Thought I was watching a man fall to his death. Not good for the old ticker.
Zach is so attractive and such a fucking awful person. He's an arrogant, misogynistic ass. But so beautiful. I'm torn.
It's like the spaghetti-o coliseum.
I wonder if she knows Debesai Ghierghis Ogbazghi, my favorite Eretrian soccer player.
Ariel Winter's body is done no favors by Alex Dunphy's frumpy ass wardrobe.
The concierge was super into it and the masseuse is like "Why the fuck am I taking a picture with a stuffed animal...?"
But really though, what the fuck is that?
Accidental fall or poorly executed death drop?
Way to put your heart into your post!
Hi ho, Ssssss-ilver!!
And I'm still working on winged eyeliner...
Beauty is fleeting, strength lasts forever. Buy awesome wigs and kick cancer's ass! You can do it! Good luck!
Now I'm just imagining that old man toy restorer painting nipples on Woody.
It's taking forever for this pizza to cook.
How do people do this stuff and live? I'm just here trying not to slip on the ice in my own driveway and die.
Carmuda Triangle. Perfection.
Now all you need is a dildo that looks like Obama and you have a sexy summit on your hands...well, not really your hands.
I have the opposite problem of resting bitch face. I am a bitch, but my face apparently makes me seem approachable.
God thinks just because he made the Earth, he can go around writing his name on it. (Disclaimer: Just a joke. I believe in evolution.)
It might just be that her face mixed with anyone creates a very beautiful person.
I prefer the Andy Dwyer body type. Cuddlier, won't make you feel bad about your own body, and probably talks about calories less.
The pineapple one made me uncomfortable...
I like that she's still steering even once she's upside down. Trying til the end.
Oh my god. So much moving. So much spitting up.
The President HAS to kill this person to get the codes? He isn't allowed to get them surgically?(2/2)
I mean, if he safely had surgery to implant the codes, could the same surgery not be performed to retrieve them? Or is the point that (1/2)
Terrible reminder that I just tried to eat a Halo and...SEEDS. Seeds as far as the eye could see. Totally ruined.
Trying to decide what it looks like: ET in a morph suit or Ron Weasley in black face? Also, that poor, friendless boy and what a great mom!
I feel like I'm going to cry. This is like The Iron Giant all over again.
And we are supposed to trust him to protect us? Get your (admittedly adorable) shit together, dog.
Didn't know there was water below. Thought I was watching a man fall to his death. Not good for the old ticker.
Zach is so attractive and such a fucking awful person. He's an arrogant, misogynistic ass. But so beautiful. I'm torn.
It's like the spaghetti-o coliseum.
I wonder if she knows Debesai Ghierghis Ogbazghi, my favorite Eretrian soccer player.
Ariel Winter's body is done no favors by Alex Dunphy's frumpy ass wardrobe.
The concierge was super into it and the masseuse is like "Why the fuck am I taking a picture with a stuffed animal...?"
But really though, what the fuck is that?
Accidental fall or poorly executed death drop?
Way to put your heart into your post!
Hi ho, Ssssss-ilver!!
And I'm still working on winged eyeliner...
Beauty is fleeting, strength lasts forever. Buy awesome wigs and kick cancer's ass! You can do it! Good luck!
Now I'm just imagining that old man toy restorer painting nipples on Woody.
It's taking forever for this pizza to cook.
How do people do this stuff and live? I'm just here trying not to slip on the ice in my own driveway and die.
Carmuda Triangle. Perfection.
Now all you need is a dildo that looks like Obama and you have a sexy summit on your hands...well, not really your hands.
I have the opposite problem of resting bitch face. I am a bitch, but my face apparently makes me seem approachable.