We Have Beaten the Lockdown Gut!
Can I help you?
MFW I don't want to be a pie.
Ziva just tried to move a bishop (with her face, I might add) before moving a pawn. Unbelievable, amateurish play.
Seven months to the day!
Stirling Train Station, Scotland ???????
Going down on circumcised guys like.
Merry Christmas from Scotland!
Merry Christmas from Scotland
MFW I'm a man without conviction.
We are getting there!
Just finished season 2 of Andor
Fun with Dougal.
His name is Oreo and he loves you.
Down 25lbs. I just wanted to share.
So my friend and I wanted to support Roger Federer at Wimbledon but only had pink facepaint...
Merry Christmas! From Scotland
Day X of lockdown, my fitness app be dropping hints at me.
Had my first kiss the other day.
Merry Christmas from me and the perpetually petrified Ziva!
Welll at least we will escape now. Probably. Please.
The latest rejected pitch to be revealed by the Sony leak.
Ziva. Muffin.
MFW the guy next to me at the barbecue tells me he is a militant vegan.
Merry Christmas, from Scotland with love
Fat old man defeats younger self and is now sobbing like a daft bluebrry
A very merry Christma
Meanwhile, at Sony tech support...
Meanwhile, in Fallout.
Lifetime Goal Achieved!
Sick of hearing about Australia's 'fearsome' wildlife.
I got fat again. And slimmer again. Still a ways to go. Hello from Scotland!
I brought you a gift please love me.
BRB duelling Sideshow Bob.
MRW I'm barbecuing and over-flip a burger across my lawn.
Merry Christmas from the east coast of Scotland. I like tennis.
Favourite still from 'Duet', by Glen Keane.