WinkingStarfishSlapper

8806 pts ยท July 27, 2021


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Now all you need is a beer to keep that beauty company.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I had a nickel for every time that happened, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Surely there were more than a handful of women in 1920.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Forget the first season, the rest are pure diamond.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

I personally prefer waterboarding.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You racist!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

On a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it compared to kidnapping?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Abuse is mostly right, because majority of people are right handed.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought as well after getting a telescope, but some neighbours across the road didn't seem to agree with me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Now now, you don't have to be a DM to enjoy traps.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Which one?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smaug has "money", Bezos has wealth.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I certainly like to helicopter when I'm excited.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Recatculating.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I Wanna Wok. I Want To Wok!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, weren't you paying attention, it's hemorrhoids.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

To point whore or to point whore, that is the question.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how you get a pink eye.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

An ad break and complimentary snacks.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Another word: defenestration

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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And what are the pets called?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Calm down Stalin.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0