Happy Father's Day.
Apparently I own an actual lightsaber.
Figured I'm a grown ass man and wanted a pet. Meet my very distinguished 7 year old girl, Stewie. (I didn't name her.)
Just got the best Valentine's Day card in history.
Share a Coke with THE GROUND
New England Patriots sing Happy Birthday to birthday card boy
Excited for my first cake day today. But what shall I wear to the party?