WizardForHire

32823 pts ยท January 15, 2014


I am a cat. When I take a bong rip I swear I can speak English for 20 to 30 sec-meow meow meow meow. Meow meow? Meow. :(

Happy Father's Day.

Points 22
Comments 6
Views 372

Apparently I own an actual lightsaber.

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Figured I'm a grown ass man and wanted a pet. Meet my very distinguished 7 year old girl, Stewie. (I didn't name her.)

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Comments 3
Views 745

Just got the best Valentine's Day card in history.

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Comments 3
Views 522

Share a Coke with THE GROUND

Points 14
Comments 11
Views 182

New England Patriots sing Happy Birthday to birthday card boy

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Views 507

Excited for my first cake day today. But what shall I wear to the party?

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Comments 5
Views 73
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