XPhoenix

37605 pts · February 26, 2013


Hi. I'm an okay person sometimes.

Hmmmm, I feel like this is a NYC restaurant you do NOT want to say outloud.

Points 4
Comments 8
Views 368

"Trump's" thoughts on Scooby Doo

Points 46
Comments 14
Views 825

I'd be excited for this remake, but only with this cast.

Points 4857
Comments 254
Views 139679

Science shmience

Points 101
Comments 22
Views 1885

Political humor

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Comments 7
Views 535

My friends and I recreated the street walking/dancing scene of emo Peter Parker from Spider-Man 3.

Points 46
Comments 15
Views 1339

Guests could never arrive early enough.

Points 18
Comments 4
Views 713

My dog's face is like ice cream on a hot summer day.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 144

When we ask our leading expert on extra terrestrials if they'd prefer tacos or humans.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 579

Best scene of the episode

Points 4662
Comments 149
Views 167083

Take a moment from scrolling and relax with Spiderman.

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Comments 1
Views 134

MRW spending three hours at the mall and my girlfriend tries on her fifth outfit and asks how it looks and I say, “it looks fine.”

Points 24
Comments 6
Views 1067

MRW I've just betrayed my best friend and the waitress asks me how's the pie.

Points 1
Comments 5
Views 300

Just in case you haven't seen this yet

Points 42
Comments 4
Views 1607

Howdy, Imgur!

Points 29
Comments 31
Views 1254

MRW my entire administration is in shambles, I have no idea what I'm doing, and I'm just waiting for someone to save me from this self-created hell hole.

Points 72
Comments 27
Views 1164

Parenting is difficult to do well

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 1030

My doggo is not camera shy, and he’s a goofball

Points 30
Comments 1
Views 1143

I'm relevant because...

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 946

It’s my favorite fast food chain, too

Points 30
Comments 14
Views 945

MRW my brother in the other room is doing a crossword puzzle and asks me what a 12-letter word for when someone is feeling sad or displeased because someone or something has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations is.

Points 1038
Comments 23
Views 88865

Kim Jong-un, four different ways

Points -3
Comments 2
Views 1138

Celebrating my grandpa's 80th birthday, and he's comparing beer bellies with his brother.

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Comments 2
Views 376

I skeptically tried those sugar free Haribo gummy bears. The. Rumors. Are. True.

Points 29
Comments 6
Views 1104

All the staff of Imgur will look up and shout "Try the Homepage Beta!"... and I'll look down, and whisper "No."

Points 45
Comments 7
Views 1979

My dad’s friend made his own winery and when I saw the label I couldn’t help but think this.

Points 28
Comments 6
Views 1867

Hypnotizing visual makeup skills by artist Dain Yoon

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Comments 2
Views 592

Poll: Have you ever seen an Albino Little Person (midget)?

Points -5
Comments 3
Views 326

Would anyone like some nachos?

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 249

Rick and Morty Season 3 premiere date officially released!

Points 636
Comments 81
Views 68676

MRW the internet goes out

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Comments 5
Views 478

This Valentine's Day, get her something she'll remember.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 1595

My doggo saw my family is going on a road trip and wanted to come as well.

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Comments 4
Views 605

1 Dead, 7 Injured When Fire Ball Ride Flies Apart At Ohio State Fair

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Comments 7
Views 602

My new pupper we adopted from a local shelter. He’s only 10 months old but already has the face of a wizened doggo.

Points 35
Comments 2
Views 1504

Can't believe the show came out 15 years ago.

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Comments 4
Views 1553

California is 103 degrees on Friday. God save us all.

Points 3
Comments 15
Views 287

Can you spot the 16 circles?

Points 6
Comments 6
Views 432

*sigh* What's the news today going to be?

Points 5820
Comments 410
Views 235149

I made dinner in case you’re hungry, Imgurians

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Comments 38
Views 1319

MRW my little 12-year old nephew finally genuinely beats me in Mario Kart for the first time.

Points 101
Comments 11
Views 3795

I found James McAvoy's female doppelgänger in an old photograph of a Native American cemetery dedication.

Points 2
Comments 0
Views 602

If you pass out early at our holiday party we WILL group photo bomb you.

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 386

Nervous pitbull tiptoes past sleeping cat, who he's afraid of.

Points 2007
Comments 52
Views 37764

When I'm baked af but notice the typo in my tittle.

Points 30
Comments 6
Views 1004

If you make a Italian dish wrong, Italians become even more dangerous than Alien

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Comments 5
Views 1275

Anything but A *shivers*

Points 4
Comments 25
Views 430

How it feels when I have to hold the power button on my computer to manually boot it down after it freezes.

Points -2
Comments 2
Views 254

My friend just posted this and thought you'd all like it.

Points 1392
Comments 26
Views 98084

I ain’t your guy, friend!

Points 45
Comments 11
Views 2337

MRW I'm a horse and need to get back to work

Points 15
Comments 8
Views 910

Me calling my mom to talk about nothing

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Comments 5
Views 2211

Every time.

Points -7
Comments 14
Views 212

Never knew my doggo is made with dough, and so flappy.

Points 26
Comments 5
Views 859

Me every weekend

Points 2899
Comments 66
Views 117977

MRW I submit an image but then I see teh typo in my title.

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 570
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