July 29th
My Secret Santa 2017: Backup Gift Edition
Thank you, DOITJUSTDOIT. Imgur Secret Santa
When you text your ladyfriend a suggestive joke that she drastically blows out of proportion.
When "Optimus Prime" Decided he wanted Papa Johns
My cakeday was yesterday. I dont have any special talent, kitten, or boobs, so here's a picture of me with a little fish I caught.
I am taking this untested junk over 1000 miles over the weekend on a 500 mile off-road race called the Gambler 500. Somebody wish me luck.
Just bought a DSLR. Friend said shoot the first sunset i saw. And the second.
Gif party, anyone?
So I got mugged today by a group of children.
Happy 29th. Time to celebrate
Pronunciation is key when asking for something at a hardware store
Good car, shit meme. please disregard.
And the tree was happy.
MRW I can hear my drunk exes entrance into the bar before i see her.
Cars & Coffee San Francisco Hi-res photos
Was browsing old photos from last Halloween. Did I pull it off okay?
I don't know who else to share this with. Just bought my first brand-new expensive thingy yesterday. I am beyond excited.
My nephew likes capri-suns and wooing ladies. Sorry for potato
Good car, shit meme. please disregard.
I just wanted to share the greatest, sexiest, YouPor-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
I'm all alone this year on the 4th. Anyone in SF want to watch the fireworks?
I think I just created the best t-shirt ever.
Rocker and valve spring.
I'm probably not ever going to top this snap.
Dear Comcast:
They are going to call it "Yellow!"
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the late Colin McRae and his incredible Subaru rally car for a moment.
They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops. And that's true.
Great Success!
I am falling behind on life.
Well, i'm no M.D. but i am a sarcastic asshat at times. Any medical questions?
I saw a thing at a car show this morning.
I'm not saying that its Traitors, but
MRW I have only a part-time job, pay rent/loans etc., but still have enough money to have fun every once in a while.
Was signing up for a Spartan Race when all of a sudden.
I know imgur isn't super into sportsball, but you are into The Oatmeal sooo...
Here's one for all the imgurians out there.
When i ask someone what to get for a girl on her birthday.
The greatest Blackbird story you (likely) DIDN'T know.
TRW you drive an old muscle car around town.
Less meth, more coke
While eatiing Superbowl snacks I dropped this on my friends.
IDK what you want anymore. My Brother, sister, and me, getting sober with some Bloody marys
Yesterday was my cakeday, and I can't make incredible works of art, ridiculous gifs, or have epic boobs, so here is a picture of me high on morphine from last month after I broke my back.
MRW I get top comment on something, even though it has a typo in it
Merry Selfie Day? Here's one from todays ride thru SF!
Here's an unpopular opinion for all you imgurians to squander over.