44905 pts · December 4, 2014
Tall, bearded, Northumbrian. Likes old cars, cats, dogs and cups of tea. Send photos of those.
*maths
Calm down, princess. Don't cry.
USS Bumbaclart with an onboard Timpsons though ????
USS Gun Control and USS Obese Kids are both pretty fucking hilarious.
In the beginning there was the Word, and it was good.
£0.90 a can here :)
It's the best one! https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Doctor-Energy-Packages-Italian/dp/B00MFRYBF6
I started work at 05:30, this was basically my breakfast.
Kenneth is my go-to name for everything.
OP is from early in the cooking process :)
The fuck is that from?!
Yes I did.
Misunderstood instructions, placed Roku in kiln.
Not if you're British ;)
Nicholas is obviously your favourite, yes?
I was Born with one if I had a good home to roost unfortunately
Kevin ain't even my dog m9; my point game is on...er... Point.
YAAAS :D
Can confirm: good boy name ;)
You watched a video of someone having anal sex with a deer using a half-erect penis...
That they watched a video of someone having anal intercourse with a deer using a half-erect penis.
That sentence means something else entirely in the UK...
The best pet names are people names.
Puppy is primed for zoomies.
...foal on here before.
A pen inside a heated barn, with plenty of bedding and some lovely heavy horses for neighbours. I think I posted pics of the most recent...
Common harbour porpoise. Working title was a low quality 'goes woof' pun before inspiration struck.
Ones with low birth weight warnings - I don't have a womb so those ones won't affect me.
Wait... Are you saying that pineapples aren't apples made of pine?!
*maths
Calm down, princess. Don't cry.
USS Bumbaclart with an onboard Timpsons though ????
USS Gun Control and USS Obese Kids are both pretty fucking hilarious.
In the beginning there was the Word, and it was good.
£0.90 a can here :)
It's the best one! https://www.amazon.com/Monster-Doctor-Energy-Packages-Italian/dp/B00MFRYBF6
I started work at 05:30, this was basically my breakfast.
Kenneth is my go-to name for everything.
OP is from early in the cooking process :)
The fuck is that from?!
Yes I did.
Misunderstood instructions, placed Roku in kiln.
Not if you're British ;)
Nicholas is obviously your favourite, yes?
I was Born with one if I had a good home to roost unfortunately
Kevin ain't even my dog m9; my point game is on...er... Point.
YAAAS :D
Can confirm: good boy name ;)
You watched a video of someone having anal sex with a deer using a half-erect penis...
That they watched a video of someone having anal intercourse with a deer using a half-erect penis.
That sentence means something else entirely in the UK...
The best pet names are people names.
Puppy is primed for zoomies.
...foal on here before.
A pen inside a heated barn, with plenty of bedding and some lovely heavy horses for neighbours. I think I posted pics of the most recent...
Common harbour porpoise. Working title was a low quality 'goes woof' pun before inspiration struck.
Ones with low birth weight warnings - I don't have a womb so those ones won't affect me.
Wait... Are you saying that pineapples aren't apples made of pine?!