ZebraOverlord

642 pts ยท May 30, 2018


Metalhead dag, devourer of cheeses.

Try something other than trains. They look more filling then they are, so you eat more. Plus they are very heavy with trans fats.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because Yogi has had no problems getting picnic baskets now that Park Ranger Smith has retired.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bout time Popplers were made available

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My resume opens with this statement, not getting interviews at the moment, however I remain hopeful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something... Something darkside. Something.... Something complete... These forms to set up a payment plan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

KGB disguises are unbelievably good these days, they could infiltrate anything.

8 years ago | Likes 198 Dislikes 1

I want side dish of hole punched Whopper bits with dip. Did anyone else think this?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

False. Spontaneous combustion is another side effect of Ambien

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He really dropped the ball on that bar jump.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah but Satyricon releasing Black Halloween Eagle on a Tombstone doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And i'll never dance with another ooooooh, cause I burnt both my legs beyond repair.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A genuine shitpost

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am Thor but I should heal okay

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pro Tip: If you are going to shag the earth, use lubricant and protection.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog would have just dropped the basket and gone scrounging for whatever food she could find.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Alice through the looking glass just got a whole lot weirder...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ambien: Known side effects: drowsiness, weight gain, the belief you are more relevant than you actually are, racism

8 years ago | Likes 438 Dislikes 11